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calvy

I get the runs on dunkin'

About Me

Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once in a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper. ~The X-Files

I like chocolate.

My Interests

I wish I knew how to quit eating food with trans fat...especially them bread sticks, those Italians sure know how to make great cusines.workin' on my plex.

I'd like to meet:

Yao Ming. These ladies got nothing on my man Yao!!!

Kristen Kreuk (just cause she's hott)

Your mom!...since she's a nice lady.

Betty Nguyen on CNN (just cause she is hot?)

Music:

listening to music just makes me sad....especially "A Woman's Worth"

Movies:

movies make me cry (Bambi)

Television:

TV is overrated. But I do watch ESPN and C-Span.

Books:

Financial Accounting. Blink. The Biography of Mahatma Gandhi. A History of Mathematics. The Stupidest Things Ever said by Politicians.

Heroes:

Store 24. 7-11. Any time I need something, I can count on them.

My Blog

waste your time by clicking here!!!

Don't you feel better when you get something that you expected? What's up with the "spam friends" or "spam comments"? I like spam but after a while I got to eat something else. [confused?] These spam'...
Posted by calvy on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:09:00 PST

myspace is slow!

why is myspace soooo slooow!?!?  I have a good connection but every time I try to post a comment or check someone out....it's sooo bloody torturous just to wait for all 6 minutes or so.  may...
Posted by calvy on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:04:00 PST

to my .1 fan

1960: The Boston Patriots owned by Billy Sullivan Jr., a Boston businessman with a strong sports background were one of 8 teams in the inaugural season of the renegade AFL. With a roster full of misfi...
Posted by calvy on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:49:00 PST