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Sam

Killed a swan yesterday. Did a shit on it... yep, right on it!

About Me

My name's Sam, i'm 23 from Hull.
I think we should all have conversations with cup and string technology at gigs, it'd make it all the more fun ~ I sing unnecessarily loud to adverts ~ I like the smell of coconuts ~ I'd like to run away and join the circus,it looks like fun ~ I smoke like a trooper ~ I fib and say i could stop smoking anytime i want ~ Lager and Black is cheap and cheerful ~ I rip clothes up and tell myself im customising them ~ I only tend to dance when I'm intoxicated and even then it's 80's nerdiness in all its glory..we favour the Mel & Kim "Respectable" shoulder dance ~ I tend to fall into things alot..lots of unexplained bruises ~ Listening to music makes me happy ~ I sometimes dont wash my hair for a week..it just works better ~ Pretentious people or people who believe others are lower in society than themselves make me sad/angry..cant decide which ~ My friends and people around me are extremely important to me....
No one person is truly original, we're all the combined efforts of everyone we've ever known..

My Interests

Live Music, Playing 'Shit-Pool', Substances which make the world more luminous, Howard Moon and Vince Noir (Mighty Boosh), Snow, Southern Comfort with Ginger Ale, Culture, Laughing At Laughing, Post Cards, Flying, Russell Brand, Photographs, Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington, Documentaries, My Friends, Post-It-Notes, Spontaneity, Cereal, Roller Coasters, Candles, Early 1900's French Posters, Curly Wurlys, Comedy, Shameles Drunks, Pearson Park In Summertime, 24hr Jacksons On Prinny Ave, Space Raider Crisps, Black and White Movies, Good Surprises, Charity Shopping, Pointless Amusing Conversations, Spiders With Lou, Mini Adventures, Sunshine, Daisy Chains, Haworth Arms, Crying With Laughter, Rainbows, Ladybirds, Sambuca, Drunken Bowling, Spooning, Violent Air Hockey, Funny Adverts, Reassurance, Malborough Lights, Lazy Cups Of Tea, Old Cartoons, Starbucks Hot Choc.

I'd like to meet:


I have enough friends in real space, but anyone slightly on the wrong side of sanity is always fun...

Music:

^The Moldy Peaches^, The Ramones, Cold War Kids, Regina Spektor, The Kings Of Leon, Siouxsie & The Banshees, The Jam, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Television, Modest Mouse, New York Dolls, Dead Boys, The Housemartins, The Damned, OnlyTheLonely, The Kills, Graham Coxon, Nirvana, Guillemots, Jamie-T, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, (Early)Blondie, The Cramps, The Holloways, Queens Of The Stone Age, Howling Bells, The Verve, The Cure, Young Knives, Wolfmother, Larrikin Love, The Pixies, Massive Attack, Charlatans, Arcade Fire, (Early)Beautiful South, Rifles, Bright Eyes, Blur, The Specials, Velvet Underground, Clash, Bloc Party, Hives, The Flaming Lips, The Smiths, 10000Things, Oasis, Radiohead, Kinks, Libertines, Maximo Park, Rolling Stones, Pulp, Ian Brown, Cribs, Foo Fighters, White Stripes, Strokes, Undertones, We Are Scientists, Pink Floyd, Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Aretha Franklin, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr, Frank Sinatra, Al Green, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday.

Local Hull lovelies:
# Turismo
# The Favours
# The Talks
# Kill Surf City
# The City Ghosts
# The Landaus
# Cherry Cobb Cartel
# The Pads

Movies:

Anchorman, The Wizard Of Oz, The Notebook, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe, Girl Interupted, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Some Like It Hot, Amelie, Pulp Fiction, Dirty Dancing, Scarface, Bugsy Malone, Sweet November ,Stand By Me, Big Labowski, Tank Girl, Back To The Future, Edward Scissorhands, 24HourPartyPeople, Trainspotting, Shawshank Redemption, Goodfellas, Beetlejuice, From Hell, Sleepy Hollows, Schindlers List, Alice In Wonderland, Robin Hood, The Little Mermaid, Bambi, Peter Pan... type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.../images/.." height="350" width="425" ..

Television:

Im Alan Partridge, Mighty Boosh, My Name Is Earl, Family Guy, Sponge Bob Square Pants, Spoons, Scrubs, The Office, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Peep Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Simpsons, Extras, Futurama, Fast Show, Ren & Stimpy, Hong Kong Phooey, The Shoe People, Sharky & George, Rocco's Modern Life, Top Cat, Fun House, The Raggy Dolls, SuperTed, Thundercats, The Angry Beavers, Count Duckula

Books:

I should read more. To visit used book shops is definitely on my 'to do' list.

Heroes:

Why do they always wear spandex?

My Blog

Patti Smith - Flying Saucers Rock 'n' Roll

flying saucers rock 'n' roll      by patti smith [from Crawdaddy, June 1975] I The sheets were soaking. Wet pajama tops sticking to hot belly. I rolled over and jimmied my ...
Posted by Sam on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:51:00 PST

Apparently we've got a music muscle!?

  There are 72 bands in the picture.. All i can find are Smashing pumpkins, Alice in Chains, Led Zeppelin, Guns n Roses, Radiohead and The Gorillas.. ..To conclude..I've just wasted ...
Posted by Sam on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST

NME rant!!!

It saddens me that NME has lowered itself to the level it has these days, its almost as if the music mag that used to be pretty cool and interesting with worth reading music news has turned into somet...
Posted by Sam on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 03:21:00 PST