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Mike

I know this because I'm a third grade teacher.

About Me

If I was an animal, I would be a Tyrannosauraous Rex. And I would probably crush you.Think about it. It would rule. I would rule. I would be the best ferocious lizard ever.And then maybe we could be friends. Of course you'd have to clean yourself up. That would just be nasty to look at all the time.

My Interests

alice in wonderland, angry girl music, animals, armodillos, art, background noise, bathroom noises, being barefoot, boardgames, bruises, cartoons, cats, chia pets, conversation, costumes, cow parade, cryptids, cryptozoology, cuddling, cufflinks, cynicism, dark humor, dead baby jokes, destorying christmas, DINOSAURS, final fantasy, frogs, fruit, funny digital camera pictures, good b.o., good ideas, hats, land pirates, lizards, mail, making noises, making out, man-made dimples, mr. potato head, nature, new art supplies, pirates, piercings, plastic lawn orieniments, plundering, puddle jumping, questions, rabbits, rain, robots, sarcasm, scars, silence, spiders, strange word combinations, stringed decoration lights, sunglasses, surprises, taking trips, tmnt, toys, video games, vegetarian food, walking in the rain, walks with no direction, 80s music, indian food, strangers who tell personal stories, dancing on boxes with megan, rain clouds that only rain on me, zombies.

I'd like to meet:

People who have been re-animated, smell of dirt and worms, have a insatiable need to eat human flesh, and give a new meaning to living dead.

Music:

Clash, Bikini Kill, MDC, Minor Threat, Pansy Division, Blatz, Filth, Pinhead Gunpowder, Sleater Kinney, Bratmobile, Powerman 5000, Tiffany, Judas Priest, Billy Idol, Cyndi Lauper, The Faint, Scissor Sisters, Gil Mantera's Party Dream, Metric, The Queers, Duran Duran, Corey Hart, MYNX, Pizies, Ladytron, Bratmobile.

Movies:

Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Velvet Goldmine, SLC Punk, All Three Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Flawless, Johnny Suede, Big Fish, Hackers, Evil Dead, May, Little Shop Of Horrors, Party Monster, They Live, Hustler White, Black Cauldron, The Witches, One Million Dollar Hotel, The Last Unicorn, Alice in Wonderland, Willard, Cecil B. Demented, Cry Baby, Rules of Attraction, Natural Born Killers, Too wong Foo. Doom Generation, Drop Dead Fred, Death Becomes Her, Cool World, Girl Interrupted, Jurassic Park 1-3, Hairspray, Resident Evil 1-2, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Monsters Inc, Planet Terror,

Television:

Will and Grace, Drawn Together, Project Runway, Orinigal TMNT, Walking with Dinosaurs, Dinosaurs, Dexter, Lost, CSI, Bones

Books:

Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, Alice In Wonderland/ Through the Looking Glass, Survivor, Lullabye, White Noise, Einstein's Dreams, Trainspotting/Porno, Breakfast of Champions, Slaughter House 5, Evasion, Diary, Haunted, Flowers for Alagron, Geek Love, Animal Farm, Glamorama, Wizard of Oz, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Dexter Series,

My Blog

I got nothing better to do then shoot some pool....

I'm lining up shots... Looking so cool...I'm a hustler baby. ...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:53:00 PST

I have seen the light.... and it doesn't burn.

So? Anyone want to get married? I am now certified to do that. Along with a few other things as long as I follows laws. So anyone want to donate to me and my fund to get my business of marriages sta...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 06:51:00 PST

Accomplishment? Not really.

I just finished working a 14 and a 1/2 hours in a factory. Weird thing is. It wasn't that bad. Less weird thing. I wanted to come home and have sex. Not like regular sex, but good tiring hour long...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 06:46:00 PST

I like to teach myself how to do things.

Two years ago I taught myself to whistle. I don't do it very well, but I didn't know until I forced myself to learn. Last year I taught myself to snap. Another thing I never knew how to do until I fo...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:31:00 PST

I was looking for hot sluts...

And I found one by the name of Marcus Devin.
Posted by Mike on Tue, 30 May 2006 06:38:00 PST

Just stick in me, even if you just need a place to pee.

My latest paiting. I take bad pictures of all of thise stuff. Hopefully after this week I'll be able to take nicer ones. ...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:54:00 PST

I don't care for you face. Just show me your ass.

Lastest painting. Class disliked. I like. Needs more hair. I always post two because I can't take pictures of my work. EVER!...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 10:52:00 PST

Don't push me back with your nonsense.

I've posted this multiple times. On bulletin but I would really like people to do it. And instead of having it pushed back so no one is able to see it. I'm putting it here. So go do it. So standin...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 07:24:00 PST

In the commericals even puppies do it.

Sleeping isn't really optional any more. It's pretty much a non existant thing as of lately. So I think I need a hobby to fill in the time gap. Suggestions? And they better be good.
Posted by Mike on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 03:52:00 PST

Things I hate right now.

1. Self portraits. 2. Not having enough room to do anything in my room. 3. Not having a studio. 4. Not wanting to make pancakes, but I really REALLY REALLY want stuffed french toast. 5. That I can't...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 07:36:00 PST