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Stewie's Crew

About Me

Welcome, all. For those of you who have no idea who the devil I am, allow me to introduce myself: I am your all powerful ruler! Or at least I will be soon once my plan has come to fruition. I have finally discovered the greatest weapon to use against mankind... the world wide web! I have thus far developed this myspace account. You may be mocking me now, but we'll see who has the last laugh when my stamp is displayed on every corner corner of the internet! Do not underestimate me because of my size, I assure you the world's leaders are no match for the mighty Stewie! Soon, I'll have the world eating out of the palm of my hand, it's only a matter of time now. I can see the pieces all falling into place. Tomorrow's forecast calls for sprinkles of genius, and a chance of doom!

My Interests

Just because Lois has narrowly escaped several attempts on her life thus far (from a box of chocolates filled with active grenades to a barrage of arrows shot straight for her head) doesn't mean she's in the clear yet. I might begrudge Lois a modicum of respect for being the worthy adversary she is, but don't be fooled. One day her uppance shall come!

Television:

Family Guy...

Heroes:

General Patton, Adolf Hitler and Ghengis Khan.

My Blog

Dear Stupid Dog,

I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Good bye forever. Stewie. P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau....
Posted by Stewie's Crew on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 07:49:00 PST