My Daily Plate |
My Daily PlateLast year BBB told me about a glorious website our friend Todd had found. TheDailyPlate.com is a site for people interested in weight loss and fitness. I, finding myself at my heaviest a...
Posted by Bad Penny on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 12:36:00 PST |
M-is for the many things she gave me. |
Julie Ellen tudor-pierceorOur Mother of the blessed ever-virgin(Which is what my friend Jim calls my mother because he is a big fan of sarcasm.)For some time now I've wanted to write something about m...
Posted by Bad Penny on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:46:00 PST |
It isnt even the full moon. |
Last night I dreamed my friend Rhonda and I, along with about thirteen other women, were trapped on a reality show in some hotel (gorgeous hotel at least) and set up on dates we'd been matched with on...
Posted by Bad Penny on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:16:00 PST |
Valentine Schmalentine |
The Problem with February 14th This morning I woke up early to take my grandmother Mary to get a blood test and then to the grocery. Now that it's much later in the afternoon and I haven't...
Posted by Bad Penny on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:40:00 PST |
I love my friend Jim... |
...for sending this:
Mrs. Betty Bowers' Dispatch from the Front Lines of America's War on Christmas
Dear Soldiers for the Baby Jesus:
Once again, pagan combatants, wielding verbal grenades...
Posted by Bad Penny on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:22:00 PST |
The Plus Sized Costume Dilemma |
Jen: So I'm talking to JimE the other day and he says, 'Better get your costume! Halloweenie's coming!'. So I say, 'I'm NOT going as a pumpkin!'. JimE practically falls off the couch laughing because ...
Posted by Bad Penny on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:02:00 PST |
"I'm the Goddamned Church Lady!" |
My friend JimE and I are actually splitting the cost of a booth at a church bizarre on Bardstown Rd in Louisville October the 28th (more details to follow). Before you attack my ability to spell words...
Posted by Bad Penny on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 01:11:00 PST |
..and Jen came tumbling after. |
The grass in my yard is at least ten inches high in some places. My excuse used to be that I had to wait until my father brought me his lawn mower to finally cut the grass but now he's given me my ver...
Posted by Bad Penny on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:43:00 PST |
I Don't Believe This |
I can't believe what"s happened since I moved to Owensboro. Since September I've gained like a million pounds, I seem to be trying to reclaim my virginity since I've only had sex TWICE this year, and ...
Posted by Bad Penny on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 09:43:00 PST |
What Would Jerry Do? |
At the beginning of April, my friend Paula and I decided we were getting a little round around the edges and started keeping food diaries and exercising for a change. Last week was ...
Posted by Bad Penny on Mon, 01 May 2006 09:48:00 PST |
