I am Jack's Smirking Revenge

About Me

Anywayz, I'm an total asshole but I have a lot of energy. I have my own biz that gives me time to do what I want to do and when I want to do it. I've studied the music business and communications and I can cook and do all the nifty stuff that your last boyfriend couldn't. So If you're boring, slow, dumb, not funny, fat, ugly, lazy or just average, GO AWAY!I'm educated, successful, emotionally mature, and I know what I want. My life keeps me busy, but I make time for travel, dining out, music (very diverse tastes), and anything new and interesting, especally if you are a hot woman (but you are paying for it). I'm active, in great shape, with hazel eyes and dark, straight hair and great style. I gave up a career as an Airborne Infantryman to get filthy stinkin rich so I'm not about put up with anything average for very long. Did I say I was easygoing? I really am, unless you really fucking suck!What, are you afraid you won't have fun with me. You wimp, think your mom is calling you dinner ... .P.S. If ya plan on being clingy, expecting me to buy you stuff or bring up all your best friends ex boyfriends problems, don't even bother. There's tons of other losers ya can talk to about that.. I don't have time for itP.P.S. Keep your opinons of me to yourself.. I don't want to know if ya think I'm an asshole or not.. I've basically said it from the beginning...Besdies.. it's my reality, you are just a fucking guest...I LOVE T-SHIRT HELL! Check out T-Shirt Hell's Freak Farm

My Interests

Doing what I want. When I want and however I want to do it.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet WOMEN and it has to be A WOMAN, (AND NOT ONE OF THOSE TRANS-TESTICAL THINGS.... NOT GAY BUT THANKS FOR ASKING) who is secure, knows where she is going in life, and has a sense of humor to put up with me. As I stated above, I don't have any time for any issues, I just won't deal with them. So leave all your issues at the door. Must also have class and be an exceptional, I won't settle for anything less. She also has to have great style, be up to date with all the latest trends in fashion and wouldn't mind a few shopping trips with me for them to buy me clothes.(I'm a fashion whore) Another thing she has to love sports, great music and the great culture of South Louisiana. It's also ok if you send me a message just to get your boyfriend jealous so he buys you that diamond ring for ya finger... Don't forget me when you divorce him later and take him for half of what he's worth..I want my cut..If you are all the things I've said above, well your chances are a little better than average. Do you think you fit the bill??? Well, send me a message and find out...

Music:

Me first and the gimme gimme's, Taking Back Sunday,Bloodhound Gang, Beastie Boys, Nirvana, Coheed, Pearl Jam Stabbing Westward, Rooney, Etta James, Diana Krall, Miles Davis, Paralment-funkadelic, Cowboy Mouth, Rudy, Chili Peppers ( early stuff), trapt, Ben Folds, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews Band, Hot Hot Heat, Hot Sauce Johnson,H.I.M., CKY, TOOL, Default, Nickelback, Staind, Limp Bizkit, The Gadjits, Morris Day and the Time, and basically anything but Techno (That shit is junk)Can't forget the late great Wesley Willis ( Rock over heaven, Rock On Hell, Cremation, it's all about the ashes)

Movies:

FIGHT CLUB,Clerks, Mallrats, Star Wars, Jaws, Clockwork Orange, Dr. Stangelove, The Last Samuari, Tin Cup, Bull Durham, Major League, Animal House, Van Wilder, PCU, The Skulls, Grind, Singles, Swingers, Chasing Amy, All the James Bond Movies. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

The Old Man Show (with Jimmy and Adam), Family Guy, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, Chapelle Show, CSI, and Music Videos when MTV plays them. Crank Yankers, SOUTH PARK, Venture Brothers

Books:

The DaVinci Code, Body Language, On the Road, Dr. Sax, Interivew with a Vampire, 1984, Maxim, Playboy, Haunted, Survivor, Fight Club( yes it was a book before it was a movie) And most recently the Art of Seduction by Robert Green (it's not what ya think, it about how people seduce other into doing what they want.. ie like politicans)

Heroes:

Tyler Durden ( I am Jack's evil mind), Jimmy Kimmel, Bam Margera, James Bond, Trent from Swingers.

This is my real hero.....

My Blog

weird fucking dream

It's 3 in the morning and I just woke up from a nightmare. But it's not one you would think. In this dream, I ran into one of my ex's and we had a nice long conversation. In this dream, I'...
Posted by I am Jack's Smirking Revenge on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:29:00 PST

I'm gonna save ya 30 bucks... and it's not by switching to Geico..

Ok.. here's how... If you are a Harry Potter fan.. (which means you are someone who calls Normal people Muggles..and technically you aren't one.. I have a common name for what you are..&nb...
Posted by I am Jack's Smirking Revenge on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:14:00 PST

Best Movies so far this Year..

It's the summer time and we all know it's time for the summer blockbusters to come out.. There's been a few: Pirates 3, Spidey 3, Debbie Does Dallas 3, and so on and so forth with the 3's. But there's...
Posted by I am Jack's Smirking Revenge on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 07:40:00 PST

my ideal woman

I've been asked by a ton of people a stupid question. They want to know what my "ideal" woman is. I can't say I have an "ideal" woman, but I do have a pretty good idea of what that would be. I t...
Posted by I am Jack's Smirking Revenge on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:23:00 PST

Calling all Cars... be on the look out for.......

THE BRAIN FUCKLER..... ...
Posted by I am Jack's Smirking Revenge on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST

Guys.... Don't let this happen to you....

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Posted by I am Jack's Smirking Revenge on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:55:00 PST

A St. Paddy Day Story.....

I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true a tale you'd best hope never happens to you Old Spicy McHaggis,how he met his fate. You I can save, but for him it's too lateSpicy was big, burly and strong...
Posted by I am Jack's Smirking Revenge on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:26:00 PST

Someone please shoot that bitch..

Last night I fell asleep on the couch in my living room and apparently left the TV on while I slept and this morning I was awoken by the sound of a bleating of a cow as if it was shot in the face and...
Posted by I am Jack's Smirking Revenge on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:45:00 PST

Ding Dong the Crack Whore is dead

Ding Dong, The Crack Whore is dead.. As many people know, I keep up with today's current events, And today's main current event is the death of the big boobed crack whore Anna Nicole Smith. Now I di...
Posted by I am Jack's Smirking Revenge on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST

and you thought your dog was bad

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Posted by I am Jack's Smirking Revenge on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:35:00 PST