About Me

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Add to My Profile | More VideosI am a college student trying to make it. I am big. I make people laugh either with my clumsiness or my stupid comments. I am a BIG nerd. I watch Desperate Housewives. I am NOT gay. I never have time to do anything. I am always late. I am a computer science major, so i could fix anything. I surprise myself sometimes. I am very careless/laidback, whatever you wanna call it. I think I am the most patient person in the world. I love playing my guitar. I love all my friends, you know who you are (especially when they are drunk). No I am not gay. I am very secure with my sexuality. I have almost lived on all continents. I almost speak 3 different languages. I love commedy/action/scifi movies. I love Quentin Tarentino movies and they get their own genre. My favorite actor would have to be Ryan Reynolds. My favorite comedian is Dave Chappelle. I love computers. GOD I love computers. In case you didnt catch that I love computers. I am a recovering video game addict, school tookover now. I scare people when I look pissed of so I am always laughing. I have yet to meet a person with bigger hands than mine. No I am not bragging. I am very people oriented, I like meeting new people. If i sit on you, you will die. Now i am bragging. My shoe size is 16. Still bragging. I love my scion tc. I start counting with zero because of computer science (0123456789). I steal music of the internet. Some people should just swallow a knife and die. I think that pretty much sums me up, if you want more, email me.
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My Interests

Cooking, watching movies, hangout with friends, getting drunk, playing pool, going out and meeting new people. Building computers/websites. 3d modeling. Trying out new foods.

I'd like to meet:

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Dave Chappelle. Maynard Keenan James. Pete. Jenna Jameson. My Maker

Music:

A PERFECT CIRCLE. Fall Out Boy Senses Fail Spitalfield Thrice Thursday NFG A.A.R. Blink182 Avenged Sevenfold

Movies:

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Today's The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend

This is funny shit... and sad but true Scary movie.. actually any funny movie that makes fun of SCREAM. Pulp Fiction.. Kill Bills, any Quentin Tarentino movies, 5th element, Die Hards.. among others

Television:

Desperate Housewives ... (DISCLAIMER: I am in no way, shape, or form, )

Books:

The book Larry the Cable guy wrote... I think it said Git'R Done...

Heroes:

Me. I am a god.

My Blog

How To win In Myspace

TO START THE ESSAY on a completely irrelevant note, I laughed the instant I learned the creator of MySpace had the same name of a fictional character from The Matrix, Thomas Anderson (Neo is the char...
Posted by He who laughs last didn't get it... on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:01:00 PST

Whats new

A little update on whats bin going on since i havent been on here for a while... My job is getting better and better... me and my boss go to different stores now to check out the ahem customers togeth...
Posted by He who laughs last didn't get it... on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 08:12:00 PST

I feel like shooting Shotgun sometimes

Well... I dont know what to say... I am not always a talkative person... some times I just want my own little space.. so I could live in my own little world... and just chill... I have 2 jobs... and I...
Posted by He who laughs last didn't get it... on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 09:02:00 PST

food poisoning...

Today has been definately one of the crappiest days of the year... i got food poisoned... i woke up at 5 and threw up like 3 times, and i couldnt go to school because i couldnt move... and i had 2 tes...
Posted by He who laughs last didn't get it... on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 12:09:00 PST

Kanye West...a black tool

Respond to this Blog if you think Kanye West is an idiot.
Posted by He who laughs last didn't get it... on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 07:59:00 PST

fobby day

havent been on here in a while... a long ass while.. went down to houston for spring break... it was quite ausome... i missed my band... it was just cool going back home and lannin, getting drunk with...
Posted by He who laughs last didn't get it... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Resident Evil... 2

Went and Saw resident Evil 2 Yesterday... I thought it was Rightous... What pissed me off was that there was a couple of freshman girls sitting next to me .. they kept asking if i was scared and one o...
Posted by He who laughs last didn't get it... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ausome song by steven lynch

My stupid computer got a virus... being the high tech dude that i am... I decided to take things the hardway.. burned everything on it and in the process of formatting it right now.. reinstalling ever...
Posted by He who laughs last didn't get it... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fall Out Boy!!

Fall Out Boy is finally coming back to houston next month!! theyre playing with matchbook romance and taking back sunday.... I cant fucking wait... theyre playing 2 days in a row...im going both days....
Posted by He who laughs last didn't get it... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hero...

I went and Saw Hero yesterday... another great movie by quentin Tarentino..Very twisted.. full of surprises and a crappy ending..thats what i love about Q.T.... Hes a shocker.. If anyone saw it give...
Posted by He who laughs last didn't get it... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST