Dream death update |
Upon speaking with Mr. Hyman, I've been informed that he did in fact envision Miss Duff's tasty vag sitting on his face, like a little girl straddling, um, a child molester's face. He also added...
Posted by Carrie on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:39:00 PST |
Quote of the Year--2006 Edition |
"My ultimate dream death would be asphyxiating on Hilary Duff's virginal cunt."
Eric Hyman
Posted by Carrie on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:53:00 PST |
Imperfect dreams |
I have a big box of papers that has everything I need except what I'm looking for. And now Lorna is in it, scratching around like its a litter box (which it isn't).
Last night I dreamt I ...
Posted by Carrie on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:24:00 PST |
Happy something |
I'm waiting for Andrew to get the fuck off the phone so I can show him a youtube clip featuring those wacky bros. from House of Carters. They be all fightin' and shit.
I don't watch the s...
Posted by Carrie on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:59:00 PST |
That shit's under arrest |
Eric went out to smoke a cigarette just now and for some odd reason decided to pick up this pair of handcuffs that have apparently been in our backyard for quite some time only to find out they&n...
Posted by Carrie on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 03:14:00 PST |
Word on the street |
Overheard at the site of a minor car accident on Lavergne St. in Chicago, IL on Wednesday, October 18, 2006:
"I'd mutherfuckin' kill you if you didn't have a kid with you!"
Posted by Carrie on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 04:00:00 PST |
Dead or Alive? |
Kirk Douglas
Jerry Lewis
Gerald Ford
Betty Page
Porter Wagner
The old lady from 'Titanic'
Marlon Brando
Bob Dylan
Margaret Thatcher
Posted by Carrie on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:56:00 PST |
Eatin' shit |
It's one of those taboos that have remained even in today's 'depraved' world. Sure you can see fucking and incest and n-words on televison, but can anyone imagine a big poo-eating fest on t...
Posted by Carrie on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:15:00 PST |
Different places |
Several years ago I realized that it doesn't so much matter where you live or what your external environment looks like--your're problems will follow you like a ghost bent on wanderlust. Th...
Posted by Carrie on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 07:58:00 PST |
Red and Green |
RED
life, violence, danger, passion, love, caution, masculinity (in some cultures), anger
stop signs, blood, target and coke, apples,
red tape, seeing red
Green
inexperience, youth, life, ...
Posted by Carrie on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:43:00 PST |
