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The Grande Delusions

Crime-scene, zombie-horror, guerilla-comedy.

About Me

Backstage Lounge Videos:
Me, Adrian Glynn, Derek Kehler and Royal Thomas
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’Plastic Glasses: Vol. 1’ Samples Are Now Up!
Footage from "Sheepbelly Live" will up up shortly!

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Member Since: 1/9/2006
Band Website: sheepbelly.com
Band Members: Me.

I am also a member of The Delusions Of Grandeur.
Influences: Belly dancers, Sly and The Family Stone, Gary Numan, Buddy Holly, Wiley Coyote, Robert Redford, Vincent Price, Bruce Lee, Abbie Hoffman, Boris Karloff, Dylan, Tarantino, Tom Waits, Django Reinhardt, Leonard Cohen, Neil Young, wine, Black Sabbath, Johnny Cash, David Bowie, Eddie Cochran, C.R Avery, The Stooges, Art Bell, The Band, Dire Straights, coffee, Louis Armstrong, Oscar Delahoya, Louis Riel, Mozart, Jeff Buckley, the sky and it's contents, Tim Burton, Blonde, Bill Hicks, Judy Garland, Captain James T. Kirk, Hendrix, the country, William Wallace, John Prine, Ed Wood, Coast to Coast Am, the city, Richard Pryor, The Doors, winter, Ravi Shankar, Joni Mitchell, Janis Joplin, milk, Daniel Johnston, The Velvet Underground, Sherlock Holmes, Ella Fitzgerald, Frank Zappa, Clint Eastwood, James Brown, George Harrison, Woody Guthrie, chocolate bars... ..
Sounds Like: A quadrodelicutecen crem de la home cooking, screaming, dying, crying, beaten, shamed, disaster, an enlightened, soft-hearted, happy smirk with a little inuendo hidden in between the teeth and under the tongue, and fishnets, not the stockings, and sailor's dirty mouths, cussing and spitting and howling; like something that might make you think or let you not think.
Record Label: Salty Sheep Sound Studios
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Hey how are you, hey how are you!

 ...the second thing I see after scrolling along in humble curiosity (whilst listening in another window to The Sensational Alex Harvey Band's song, Vambo) outraged me: 2010.daily.vancouver.com, ...
Posted by The Grande Delusions on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:32:00 PST

Cock Clock (serious Art cock-blocking)

 They have erected a clock in their own honor and on our land; that land of artist, subject, and the admirer... a meeting place for interest and protest; protest, as of late, towards those that e...
Posted by The Grande Delusions on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:23:00 PST

Drawbacks iN The Post - W.W.ix Applied Linguistics aNd Their Functions In Modurn Day Notoriety

 ...the desk itself is mostly picked at and so the plastic layer on it doesn't look so clean. typewriter is just so and the light is quaint. hot chocolate and "ghost town", while the black mesa m...
Posted by The Grande Delusions on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:14:00 PST

HELP, I'M IN NEED OF SOMETHING!

  Okay...   Someone must give me some suggestions.  I am lacking something that I direly need!  Help!
Posted by The Grande Delusions on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:09:00 PST

go away

here is a brief description of my life:dish soap-meals eaten within stranger's homes,lost animals, tied up french women, blackjack beaten evenings wearing nothing but burgundy grins, and lastly, drunk...
Posted by The Grande Delusions on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 01:37:00 PST