How do you do? |
A short, simple dialogue for your olfactory pleasure. A: "How do you do?" B: "Excuse me?" A: "How do you do?" B: "Well that's quite a complicated questi... Posted by The Body <The Digger> on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:05:00 PST |
Serious Blog #1. Don't read unless you want to. |
So here we go with this shit. I haven't wrote any of these but since the occasion calls for it, I will give it a try. So someone said here we are at the crossroads of our lives. I th... Posted by The Body <The Digger> on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 03:23:00 PST |
No one understands me... Why am I living? |
So......... Sad to say that this will be my last blog until my next one. It has occurred to me that I have noticed that in my observation through deduction that the trend is to do tons and... Posted by The Body <The Digger> on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:26:00 PST |
When is it my turn to love?.................... |
It's 4:44 a.m. right now and some of my chinky-eyed pplz must know that 4:44 is an unlucky time. If you are one of the non-chinkies, go away, or... keep reading, I don't really care. ... Posted by The Body <The Digger> on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 05:33:00 PST |
Sigh... I miss you so much.... What do I do now?.... |
I wrote a children's song!!!!! Yay!!! Hooray for children! Memorize the lyrics, and next time you see me, sing it to me with your own melody! Yay! If you sing it to me ch... Posted by The Body <The Digger> on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:29:00 PST |
The holiday season always makes me so sentimental |
Long ago, not too long ago, but long enough ago so that no one would remember, there lived a giant, blue elephant. No no, the elephant was not sad, the elephant was actually t... Posted by The Body <The Digger> on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:40:00 PST |
The Truth About Monkeys!! |
All about monkeys in Haiku form. If you see an egg It is not a monkey egg Monkeys don't lay eggs Posted by The Body <The Digger> on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:46:00 PST |
As time goes by... Things change... Pplz change... |
Sup sup Suckas! It has been quite a whiles since I've written anything. I'm sure everyone missed the crazy-assed-ness of my writings. So in order to make sure that I write about th... Posted by The Body <The Digger> on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 01:00:00 PST |
Such a tiring day.... Life is so hard...... |
Since the subject line says "Greatest Sandwich Ever," I shall tell this story. The story of the greatest sandwich ever begins on a chilly moring a few days after Thanksgiving. My twinkie ... Posted by The Body <The Digger> on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 01:25:00 PST |
Whoa sucka...... |
Random thought yo. Have you ever had one of those dreams where the notion of time seemed irrelevent or infinite since the long dream that you were having turned out to be just five or ten minut... Posted by The Body <The Digger> on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 02:04:00 PST |