Ryan-F'ing-Alin - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Across the sea in Pennsyl-tucky you will find me across the sea.

Born yadda yaddaâ€¦live in South Plainfield yadda yaddaâ€¦

At some point fate had determined that I was going to get clobbered by a planet and my brief military career ended in a terminal velocity plunge to the earth from about one thousand feet, with a sixty mile per hour impact just to put the icing on the cake. In laymanâ€™s terms I jumped out of a â€œC-141â€ airplane and my â€œT-10 Charlieâ€ parachute failed to properly deploy till approximately one hundred feet off the ground. I spent almost a year recuperating, and boy let me tell you morphine is fucking hot.

My Interests

D&D, RPGs, V:tM, White wolf games, blah blah gamer geek drivel....Digital Art, web design, combat of any sort, weapons of mass destruction, comic books, B-Movies, Amature Horror movies, Filming my own stuff, Making brooms into lightsabers.

I'd like to meet:

Aliens mostly, possibly some space slugs...oh and zombies. Aside from that anyone interested in Gaming and/or LARPing, in the Easton, PA area. I also do a bit of webdesign and digital artwork, so if your an artist type word to yo mamma.

Music:

Whatever is on, hopeful not rap, I might change the station of its rap.

Movies:

Horror Movies of any kind, espcially B movies, cannibal films shorts, Sci Fi movies, hmmm anything that qualifies as "eye-candy."

Television:

I DVR Battlestar, Dr Who, Heros...best 3 hours of tv ever

Books:

Stephen King, J R R Tolkien, Frank Herbert, Homer, Dan Brown, Neal Stephenson, Larry Niven, the list goes on and on... I used to read alot, not so much anymore unless its a comic book.

Heroes:

Spider-man, Captain America, and the Silver Surfer, unless you are talking real world heros which we are falling drastically short on.

My Blog

Yeah its that time again

A friend of mine (re)posted this, and while in some tiny way I do appreciate what it says the larger portion of me just feels the need to grind it beneath the heel of my conquistador like boots. So h...
Posted by Ryan-F'ing-Alin on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:02:00 PST

World crashing down

It always seems that no matter how far out of the cease pool I manage to crawl that I get my head shoved back under again. I'm seriously beginning to wonder why I keep trying. It always comes back to ...
Posted by Ryan-F'ing-Alin on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:57:00 PST

A Clearer Picture

Posted by Ryan-F'ing-Alin on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 03:07:00 PST

My New Converatable

For everyone that doesn't know, I got a new convertable.The fast cheap way...I drove my car under an 18 Wheeler....w00t
Posted by Ryan-F'ing-Alin on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:05:00 PST

I was driving my car and the law won

Thats my fridayA cop car drove into me w00t
Posted by Ryan-F'ing-Alin on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 07:52:00 PST

Disjointed and Meaningless

It's 4:45 am normally I go home at 5:00 am but it's overtime week so I'm burning a little extra midnight oil for the bump its going to put in my paycheck. I've been working on the same tedious and som...
Posted by Ryan-F'ing-Alin on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:14:00 PST

Fiesta de Sucko

So I was bored and leafing through myspace and thinking to myself, god damn the comments people leave are some of the most horrific case of nose jammed straight up bung that I have ever seen. I mean s...
Posted by Ryan-F'ing-Alin on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:38:00 PST

SAotMF

Ammo locked...waiting for target
Posted by Ryan-F'ing-Alin on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:11:00 PST

The Blog to End all Blogs

Who am I, it's a question I often ask myself while I'm complaining about things I don't really know anything about. I mouth off about things that are far beyond my limited understanding using words w...
Posted by Ryan-F'ing-Alin on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:09:00 PST

Do you Suck?

If I invited you out and you don't show up, you suck. If you didn't get an invitation you also suck. If you got an invite and you show up, you might also suck but hey who's counting. so do you suck?...
Posted by Ryan-F'ing-Alin on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 08:24:00 PST