Bret

I'd like to meet:

Short, fat and bald women who like washing machines.

Music:

U2, 50 Cent, Coldplay, Muse, Jay-Z, Tiesto, Linkin Park, Clash, Korn, Rolling Stones, Chili Peppers, Frank Sinatra, Strokes, Elvis Fuckin Presley, NWA, Killers, Arctic Monkeys.

Movies:

American Psycho, The Others, Full Metal Jacket, Swingers, 28 Days Later, Princess Bride, Pirates of The Caribbean, Goonies, Rocco and Buttman go to Montreal, Rocco and Buttman's Brazillian Buttfest. Rocco's Initiations 1-8, Lord of the Rings, Garden State, Boogie Nights, Clockwork Orange.

Television:

South Park, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Emeril (I like to cook biatches), Cosby Show, In Living Color Reruns - Anything that will make me laugh.

Books:

The Fundamental Principles of Quantum Physics -- 3rd edition of course!!

Heroes:

George Washington

What more can I say, the guy defeated the British, became President, and grew hemp all while wearing false teeth.
Also included are Cliff Huxtable, Patrick Bateman, Tommy Lasorda
Magic Johnson
Mary Lou-Reton
Kirk Gibson - you all remember his home run.