"Your God"

I believe history is a force. It's unalterable tide sweeps all people and institutions along its unrelenting path. Every thing and everyone serves history's single purpose. What is that purpose you ask? Why, to produce Me of course. Im the only purpose and end result of all of history. Think of it. Thousands of generations live and died to produce my exact, specific parents, whose reason for being, obviously was to produce me. All history up to this point has been spent preparing the world for my presence. Now I'm Here, and history is Vindicated!..