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miles

Hi there! I'm a registered sex offender...

About Me

I like to lay around in my underwear all day, taking bong hits, daydreaming about meeting a hot rich chick who will walk into my life and wisk away all that makes me unhappy. But seriously, I grew up in Dallas/Austin, spent a few years in NYC and moved here 5 years ago. I record bands for a living - every once in a while, a good one. I don't take myself very seriously - I've been known to make an asshole out of myself but as long as it provides somebody with a good laugh, I'm fine with it. I'm pretty laid back about most things in life with the exception of my collection of glass butterflies and young boys, both of which I'm very passionate about. I work pretty hard and lately it seems that I've gotten a reputation for partying like I've only got six months to live but I'm also very loyal, extremely shallow and a total cocksucker... no wait, I mean...

My Interests

Weed, whiskey, guitars, recording shit, sleeping late, white cotton panties, heavy petting, real boobs (big time - can't believe I almost forgot that one; should be moved to number one if this list were prioritized), dark shitty pubs, bands that don't suck the dicks of a thousand bands before them...

I'd like to meet:

A hot rich chick who has an unhealthy obsession with oral sex... or an independent, intelligent, music loving girl who knows she rules and also happens to think I'm the shit.

Music:

pavement, willie nelson, daft punk, pixies, beastie boys, hot snakes, trail of dead, karp, QOTSA, sparklehorse, elliott smith, supergrass, NIN, sabbath, radiohead, wilco, modest mouse, television, interpol, melvins, high on fire, sleep, karp, autolux, tight bros., spoon... too many to think of and all over the map...

Movies:

Anything featuring lindsay lohan. She's an awesome actor. Also, I liked donnie darko, welcome to the dollhouse, the ice storm, the big lebowski, in the company of men, pi, the usual suspects, y tu mama tambien, ghost world, ghostdog, ghostship(not really), memento, lost in translation, life aquatic, rushmore, kill bill vol.2, etc...all kinds of shit but not too much lately.

Television:

TV's for dicks. And yes, I watch shitloads of it...even the really horrible crap. Fuck you for judging my worthless ass.

Books:

We'll go with writers - Raymond Carver, John Cheever, Cormack McCarthy, John Updike, Kurt Vonnegut, Charles Bukowski, William Faulkner, Joan Didion, Flannery O'Connor, Thomas Harris, Jim Harrison, Martin Amis, Rick Bass, Ethan Canaan etc...

Heroes:

My parents - they're kick ass. 'nuff said.