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alon

AKA: MOHAWK

About Me

I like purple. And shiny stuff. And stuff that doesn't make sense. I guess you could say I'm a mousetrap that sets cats free... I'm a shadow that leads around a man, I'm the smoke you exhale after a shotgun blast to the face, I'm Hugh Hefner's impotence, I'm small like elephant/Big like liger, I am a rapist's rapist, I'm a child molestor's noose, I... forgot what the question was...

My Interests

Touching Jr. Cobra, relaxed parties with good friends, insane parties with nobody I know, metaphysics, Jane Roberts, cooking, putting my hand into a bag of beans and feeling the texture, photography, sex, shagging, fucking, loving, touching, sensual massage, did I mention sex?, and asking the dog to fetch the skittles rainbow on Mr. Wooley's mountain mouse while Burt Reynolds tells God, "Not right now, you're too young, Dammit!"

I'd like to meet:

Julian Marley, Michael Hutchison, Dan Donegan, Danny Carey, Alexander the Great, Sun Tzu, Lao Tzu (I know, I wouldn't understand what they were saying, but it would be a fun charades game!).

I'd Like to Fight:
One on one- George W., Ghandi, The Pope, Ronald Reagan, this kid in middle school who would pick on littler kids. I know there are a lot of old people here, but I would fight them in their youth. It'd be a good match with Reagan, I think. He may have been full of shit (just look at the autopsy), but he didn't take any from some ornery 'cuss!

Music:


GOGOL BORDELLO IS THE FUCKIN' SHIT!!!
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Movies:

Boondock Saints, Ghost and the Darkness, Gangs of New York, What Dreams may Come, The Razor's Edge, Pi, Waking Life, What the @..$!!.. do We Know, I (Heart) Huckabee's, and many more...

Television:

What's that?

Books:

Hooray!! If I had time, I'd read more. I like the Jane Roberts/Seth stuff. "Lamb, A novel. The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal." It's freaking hillarious, if you haven't read it! Lot's of fantasy/sci-fi too.

Heroes:

Suicide Girls are gonna take over the world!

My Blog

Terry Fator is my newest HEROE!

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Posted by alon on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:19:00 PST

Willie Nelson, I fuckin love that old bat!

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Posted by alon on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 04:03:00 PST

Body Art

glumbert - Body Art ...
Posted by alon on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 07:39:00 PST

Hmmm...

Well, it's official. I can't handle drinking hardly at all anymore. I also haven't really enjoyed it much in the last year (Though it would hardly seem the case when I'm a raging goofball that seems l...
Posted by alon on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:31:00 PST

Nightmares

I wish I didn't randomly have nightmares. Although it may not be that random, since I feel like I have a cold this morning. I hate fucking zombies. Especially since they get smarter and more scary the...
Posted by alon on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:28:00 PST

Uhh... Monk, or not to monk?

Well, yet again I had an awesome Halloween. Well, at least the Benefit Concert and afterparty were fuggin' AWESOME manny!!! Well, what I can remember. I must remember that I no longer have a tolerance...
Posted by alon on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 06:59:00 PST

Thanks for the Gnar Kill Suzette!!!!!

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Posted by alon on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:27:00 PST

Oh, sad day... CONDOMS!

Today, I found out that one of the coolest things I've come across in the last 5 years is no longer available. TheyFit condoms could be ordered according to a sizing chart so they were basdically cust...
Posted by alon on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:44:00 PST

Camping!

Woot! I'm hitting up Red River Gorge tonight!I'm so excited. And, I've got a girlie coming with, too!She thinks there's something wrong with me other than some of the obvious... She just can't pout he...
Posted by alon on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:57:00 PST

Crisis...

So, I've been wanting to post for a while, but I seem to have less and less access to a computer other than my workplace. I end up rewriting blogs in my head so many times I don't even know what to sa...
Posted by alon on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:40:00 PST