I am a small girl whose pelvis will shatter should i ever attempt to breed. 
I have a Carl, who makes me be the big spoon, and an Annette, who lets me be the little one. 
I am quite bigoted.
            
        
        "A man without a moustache is like a woman with one."
Sir Ian Mckellen, Brian Blessed (again) and Slash among many.
Everyone who has managed to find a part of me they like.