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Halt Lizard Man! Escape is impossible!

Look in the sock... (Raul, you will never win)

About Me

I am a small girl whose pelvis will shatter should i ever attempt to breed.

I have a Carl, who makes me be the big spoon, and an Annette, who lets me be the little one.

I am quite bigoted.

My Interests

"A man without a moustache is like a woman with one."

I'd like to meet:

Sir Ian Mckellen, Brian Blessed (again) and Slash among many.

Heroes:

Everyone who has managed to find a part of me they like.