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John

Miss Martha's Good Thing

About Me



Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is bliss, taste it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.
Life is life, fight for it.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

BESIDES JAKE GYLLENHAAL & THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MARTHA STEWART, how about a BOYFRIEND! I'm currently accepting applicants for this life long position. I know, I know...lame, but we are on myspace =P

Music:

Madonna, Scissor Sisters, 3 Speaker High, Bond, Gwen, Hong Kong Counterfeit, Janet, Jennifer, Mariah, Bette, Dolly, Ella, Louie, Astrud Gilberto, Justin, Kelly, XTina, Anita, Black Eyed Peas, Jessica, PINK, Nick, Macy

Movies:

Anything with Wanda Sykes and of course JAKE GYLLENHAAL!!, Elizabethtown, The Decent, The Devil Wears PRADA, Final Destination Collection, The Notebook, Mystic River, Crash, Failure to Launch, Saw Collection, House of Wax, Erin Brockovich, Broken Hearts Club, Hanibal Collection...so many more!

Television:

LAW & ORDER: SVU!!!
QAF was one of the best show ever! OH! Ok, I have a confession, the Golden Girls rock my socks off, I'm so totally Sofia!!! (BUT DO NOT CALL ME MA!)

Books:


Heroes:


I also fancy Ina Garten and Paula Dean on the Food Network... watching her put stick after stick of butter into her masterful creations just makes my buns all moist and drippy. Mmmmmmm...come and get um while they're hot boys!!!!!!!!!