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Jesse

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About Me

Brilliance. Your Language Arts Grade: 100%

Way to go! You know not to trust the MS Grammar Check and you know "no" from "know." Now, go forth and spread the good word (or at least, the proper use of apostrophes).
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I'm cool: canyadigit? :)

Now, hmm, I suppose I should spend some time talking about myself, going on and on about how frickin fabulous I am and just why it is that you should want to become my friend. Well, honestly, I am frickin fabulous: and you should be damn thankful if youd have the chance to become my friend. But, then again, going on and on talking about it would just sound moderately conceited and a wee bit dicky.

Id like to think Im a good friend; youd have to actually ask my friends about that, however. All I know is that Id do anything for those whom I truly care about. See? Me = good people.

Uh oh: almost bordering on dicky now. :)


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jesse Ray Hollister
Birthday: 11/25/1980
Birthplace: Lewistown, PA
Current Location: San Bruno, CA
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Reddish/Brownish/Blondish :)
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English/Irish/Scottish. Yay for being completely Anglican and NOT being able to tan. :(
The Shoes You Wore Today: My brown Frye boots
Your Weakness: I can totally be an underachiever at times
Your Fears: I won't have the opportunity to accomplish all the things I want in life
Your Perfect Pizza: I had this amazing pizza in Italy: mushroom, carmelized onion, and gorgonzola. OMG. :)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To make 2006 better than 2005
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: omg
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ugh, is it really only 6am??
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenevez
Your Most Missed Memory: Waking up in the arms of the man I love (or loved)
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger Queen
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Can't I just have a scoop of both?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck yes
Do you Sing: Silly question
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes more than once
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I have been... and will be again. Apparently I can't get enough. lol
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time. :P
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yup
Do you think you are Attractive: Meh
Are you a Health Freak: Yes and no. lol
Do you get along with your Parents: I did
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup... and I miss them: we don't have enough here in the Bay Area.
Do you play an Instrument: Again, silly question :)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Uh.. yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: I haven't, actually. I should change that. :)
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope (What's up with this "past month" bullshit?)
Ever been Drunk: Yup
Ever been called a Tease: Yup, but I usually don't just tease. :P
Ever been Beaten up: I've been hit, but not beaten up. I'm a tough bitch.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Peacefully, in my sleep.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Lawyer, then become a judge.
What country would you most like to Visit: I have a lot: UAE (Dubai rocks), Egypt, South Africa, India, Japan, China, Brazil, and many many others.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark is better: brown or black
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Tall boys are great
Weight: Healthy?
Best Clothing Style: I'm a fan of the indie/preppy/fashion-forward look. :)
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: A lot. I like music.
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ???
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J Judicial
E Entertaining
S Simple
S Shaggy
E Excellent
H Honorable
O Organic
L Lazy
L Light
I Ideal
S Spiritual
T Trustworthy
E Enchanting
R Rounded
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Um, who the fuck comes up with these things, eh? Organic, Lazy, Light, Spiritual, Shaggy???? WTF??? A couple of those were spot on - the rest - well, not even close, really! But give it a try - who knows, right?

My Interests

Dancing Onigiri on TransbuddhaVocal & instrumental music geekdom, international man-of-mystery, fencing *current foil emphasis, switching to sabre soon*, Roger Federer's worst nemesis *aka tennis player extraordinaire*, a "Swish" maniac *skiing, for those of you that haven't received the memo* sushi connoisseur, sex machine.

Oh, and I used to swim for like, forever and a day. These days, you're more likely to find me floatin' in a bottle of Jack than in a pool, yo. Psst: I know how to have a good time. :P

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, really. Although, I'm afraid I must post this disclaimer, despite the fact I figured I would not need to do so: please do not send messages to me at 5AM saying "Hi cutie I would love to suck you off tonight... what you think???" This lil' message was the gem of one particular MySpace youngin' on 11.15.05. Aside from the glaring grammar issues, there is also the itsy-bitsy problem that this is NOT Gay.com nor Manhunt.net!!! Please, please, PLEASE, darlings; if your ONLY concern on MySpace is to get a lil' tail, for pity's sake at least have the prowess to suggest doing so in a slightly more alluring and grammatically appropriate manner. I'm not a prude, BUT.COME.ON - we have to draw the line somewhere!

I'm drooling over seeing Megan Hitly and Eden Espinosa during the LA Tour. I mean, c'mon - Megan is Glinda on crack! LOVES IT! Well, well... what do ya know? I've [gasp] met someone. I know, I know - who would have thunk? Let's suffice it to say that he's a very sweet, intelligent, attractive, *insert any number of positive attributes here* man. So no more random tricking and public restroom sex for me, y'all hear? I'm now an upstanding young man in a relationship my friend Stan proclaims I "shouldn't fuck up." :)

Music:

Zapatos - chooz remix

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Add to My Profile | More Videos From musical queeratre, baroque faire, to quintessential fag tunes, however most notably: Coldplay, Aimee Mann, Kylie Minogue, Kate Bush *just because she's supaweird*, Madonna *not listing her would be homo-iconoclasm*, Elliott Smith, Rufus Wainwright, Ani DiFranco, Bjork, Tori Amos, PJ Harvey, Liz Phair, Outkast, The Faint, Gwen Stefani, Black Eyed Peas, Beyonce, Missy, anything legitimately bootay shaking and Twelve Girls Band *I'm serious :)*. Oh, yeah... and the Scissor Sisters totally rock my crotch in that unabashedly gay way. :)

Movies:

Drama: yes. Comedy: yes. Action: yes. Historical: yes. Musicals: yes. Scary: Only With Suitably Attractive Adult Supervision.

Television:

Family Guy, Law & Order (the original, of course), Sex And The City, The L Word, America's Next Top Model, The OC, Project Runway, and I've become a huge LOST fanatic *a certain someone is gonna have to pay for that one*.

Books:

Jesse = huge book nerd. Books read thusfar in 2006: Amy Tan's "Saving Fish from Drowning," Anne Rice's "Christ the Lord," Elizabeth Kostova's "The Historian," Barbara Kingsolver's "The Poisonwood Bible," Mark Haddon's "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time," Yann Martel's "Life of Pi,"vZadie Smith's "White Teeth," and Eric Schlosser's "Fast Food Nation."

P.S. The only thing "Fast Food Nation" accomplished in my book was to give me a hankering for a Big Mac." :P

Starting something new this morning - not quite sure as to what just yet.

I haven't had as much time to read as I wish I could have, since work has been keeping me quite busy. But I'm reading as quickly as possible!! I should join a book club, eh? Maybe I could meet a cute, literate, and still-somewhat-jocky guy?? :)

Heroes:

I tried typing "George W. Bush" in a serious manner, to see what kind of reactions I'd get: however I couldn't even type that without 1) laughing at the ridiculousness, and 2) being slightly nauseated. ;)

RIP, Anna

My Blog

Op-Ed reaction to Eng/AsianWeek article

To whom it may concern:While I recognize the slim likelihood that my letter to theeditor/op-ed piece will actually be published in any medium, I amsubmitting it for consideration nonetheless. I also ...
Posted by Jesse on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:42:00 PST

The Curse of the Forgotten "Dreamgirl"

It happened once, and it has happened again.   The original Broadway show, "Dreamgirls," was a vehicle for both Jennifer Holliday and Sheryl Lee Ralph; however, Loretta Devine, portraying Lorrel...
Posted by Jesse on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:26:00 PST

Britney: Brilliant?

It's often said that a fine line exists between genius and insanity.  Can that be true even for even the most unlikely of candidates?   Britney Spears seemingly epitomizes the quintessentia...
Posted by Jesse on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:44:00 PST

It's like he woke up and said,"I think I'll be a movie critic!"

Over the years I've come to rely on Mick LaSalle, SF Chronicle's main movie critic.  Like Siskel & Ebert (and now Ebert & Roeper), I've come to depend on him for movie guidance.  Per...
Posted by Jesse on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:53:00 PST

Chelsea Queens and Carbs

It was about 2:30AM, and I was walking along 14th Street in the Village with my friend, Adam: one hand shoveling a slice of utterly fantastic NYC pizza into my watering mouth, the other gripping at th...
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:37:00 PST

TOP 10 ASPECTS OF SHAVING ONE'S HEAD

     10.  Losing "gay points" for no longer using 'product.' 9.  Having to buy stock in Coppertone. 8.  Constantly rubbing one's head can be misinterpreted for buffi...
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:45:00 PST

Brokeback Mountain

Some of you I talk to daily; some hardly at all. Either way, afterseeing the movie "Brokeback Mountain" yesterday (12/12/05), I'mattempting to make a push for as many people as possible to see thisfil...
Posted by Jesse on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:49:00 PST

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful... Coverboy

Yesterday was pretty much a recuperation day. Yes, I was hung over. Yes, I felt like pooh. No, doing something blog-worthy was not at the top of my list. So, today, I figured Id make up for th...
Posted by Jesse on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:47:00 PST

Quel Suprise

Its Thursday morning. I woke up early, post a night out hob-nobbin and midweek boozin with Danny. I know, I know: alcohol on a Wednesday night? Some of you might be muttering the words Betty Ford....
Posted by Jesse on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:39:00 PST

Childhood Rivals Have the Best Ideas...

Due to the wonderful suggestion my friend Meghan made this afternoon, I now have THE.BEST.HALLOWEEN.COSTUME.EVER. planned. Ok, so... maybe it's a bit of a niche idea, but still... for the intelligent/...
Posted by Jesse on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:40:00 PST