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About Me

My name is Daniel Perry Greenwood. I was born on August 1st, 1975 in Charleston, South Carolina. I still consider it my second hometown. I currently live in good ole St. Paul, Minnesota. My dad once said that the road begins in Oregon and ends in Ohio. I like to look at life that way. I do like Minnesota and South Carolina, but the bronze medal most certainly goes to Iowa. My home and my birthplace lie in the far north and the deep south, yet my true passion lies in the land of corn. I once made cheese in Iowa. I watched the most down to earth guy show me how to get turkeys to call back when you goggle at them. Iowa is the land of agriculture. I've never met someone from Iowa that I didn't like. My great aunt is buried in Des Moines and my grandparents used to live there. God bless my great aunt. She had the courage to go to Brazil and make my family part Brazilian. That's pretty gosh darn cool of her to do that. Most of my Brazilian relatives live in Miami nowadays though. But getting back to Iowa, I, Daniel Perry Greenwood, do hereby soundly swear that I am a current member for life of the Iowegian Cafeteria Cottage Cheese Coalition or more bluntly put, the ICCCC. We are a private, non-profit organization based in Melville, Iowa at Alfonzo's depot liquor store. Our mission is to promote Iowegian culture and heritage through the luctrative trades of cottage cheese, cafeterias, elevator music, YMCA swimming pools and triple x movies and hourly rates. When I'm not working tirelessly for the ICCCC, I play the drums and guitar for various bands throughout the Twin Cities. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

First and foremost, the drums.........but I additionally enjoy the topics of Southern Utah, The Utah Salt Flats, Nebraska National Forests, the far north, she-crab soup, mystery stories like Easter Island, the deep south, techno, the art of Kris Johnson, the music of Polvo, Hampton Grease Band, Butthole Surfers, Sufjan Stevens, Chemical Brothers, Ween, Red House Painters, Def Leopard, Sonic Youth. Some local bands from the Twin Cities I like are A Whisper in the Noise, Kid Dakota, Umbrella Sequence, Cowboy Curtis, Hockey Night.

I'd like to meet:

An alien from another planet, a whale, a chimpanzee, a bassett hound.

Music:

I am a percussionist and guitar player based in St. Paul, MN. I have done studio work and live performances with Cloud Cult, Party of One, Jenny Dalton, Original Mark Edwards, Ice Palace, The Idle Hands, The Pundits and Burnsville City Limits.

Movies:

No Country for Old Men and anything else by the Coen Bros. David Lynch. Documentaries of any kind. Bob Roberts. Pink Flamingos. Kids in the Hall. Osama. Downfall. Decline of a Western Civilization. Stanley Kubrick.

Television:

Mr. Roger's Neighborhood.

Books:

Non Fiction. Geography. Biographies of any kind. Specifically if they happen to be about Gerald Ford, Burma, Bangladesh, Haiti, Sudan, and Pakistan. Fringe groups. Religious extremism. Cults. Pariah States. Anthropology.

Heroes:

Big Bird, Oscar the Grouch, Bob's Poetry, Pine Trees, Cactus, Waves, Palm Trees, Old Buildings, Tabla Drums. Keith Moon. Wayne Coyne.