burning love |
moved to california in march of 99 . . . it instantly felt like home. our real home is not on fire. we are in no immediate danger, but watching my favorite place in the world burn unchecked is heartbr... Posted by andrew on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:08:00 PST |
dammit chuck |
i can't go anywhere on the web without seeing your dumb-ass self shrugging all over the place. please just get canceled already. Posted by andrew on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 01:26:00 PST |
dedication |
to whomever decided it was worthwhile to spend maybe two hundred dollars in multi-colored glow sticks, so that you could take them to last night's arcade fire show at the hollywood bowl, toss them the... Posted by andrew on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:41:00 PST |
it’s been a while since i shopped for ice cream |
what's all this "churned" nonsense about? Posted by andrew on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:47:00 PST |
you know what gets a bad rap? |
prunes.if you say you don't like them, you're just perpetrating because they make you poop.and that's not such a bad thing, either. Posted by andrew on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 07:07:00 PST |
how you can tell i’m from the south |
i don't make dinneri don't cook dinneri fix dinnerand it takes a three-year-old asking why i need to fix it to realize how i must sound. Posted by andrew on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:59:00 PST |
proposal |
it seems like we have come a long way as a civilization, particularly in just the last half century . . . i'm not trying to be cute here . . . seriously, just take a moment and think of all the change... Posted by andrew on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:41:00 PST |
but why |
why do dolphins like us so much?it can't just be the fish . . . they're smarter than that . . . maybe smarter than us. Posted by andrew on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:26:00 PST |
dim reaper |
so just a couple days after i mentioned to my friends and co-workers that surprisingly, mr. wizard was still alive . . . he went and shuffled off this mortal tesla coil . . .just yesterday, andy roone... Posted by andrew on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:32:00 PST |
illin' |
my immune system is lousy. i'm sitting here with yet another cold.it sucks to know that whenever the inevitable worldwide flu pandemic happens. i will die. so i treat every day as a gift.today's gift:... Posted by andrew on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:57:00 PST |