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andrew

I am here for Friends

About Me

i don't like corn

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

abraham lincoln, a werewolf

My Blog

burning love

moved to california in march of 99 . . . it instantly felt like home. our real home is not on fire. we are in no immediate danger, but watching my favorite place in the world burn unchecked is heartbr...
Posted by andrew on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:08:00 PST

dammit chuck

i can't go anywhere on the web without seeing your dumb-ass self shrugging all over the place. please just get canceled already.
Posted by andrew on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 01:26:00 PST

dedication

to whomever decided it was worthwhile to spend maybe two hundred dollars in multi-colored glow sticks, so that you could take them to last night's arcade fire show at the hollywood bowl, toss them the...
Posted by andrew on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:41:00 PST

it’s been a while since i shopped for ice cream

what's all this "churned" nonsense about?
Posted by andrew on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:47:00 PST

you know what gets a bad rap?

prunes.if you say you don't like them, you're just perpetrating because they make you poop.and that's not such a bad thing, either.
Posted by andrew on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 07:07:00 PST

how you can tell i’m from the south

i don't make dinneri don't cook dinneri fix dinnerand it takes a three-year-old asking why i need to fix it to realize how i must sound.
Posted by andrew on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:59:00 PST

proposal

it seems like we have come a long way as a civilization, particularly in just the last half century . . . i'm not trying to be cute here . . . seriously, just take a moment and think of all the change...
Posted by andrew on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:41:00 PST

but why

why do dolphins like us so much?it can't just be the fish . . . they're smarter than that . . . maybe smarter than us.
Posted by andrew on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:26:00 PST

dim reaper

so just a couple days after i mentioned to my friends and co-workers that surprisingly, mr. wizard was still alive . . . he went and shuffled off this mortal tesla coil . . .just yesterday, andy roone...
Posted by andrew on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:32:00 PST

illin'

my immune system is lousy. i'm sitting here with yet another cold.it sucks to know that whenever the inevitable worldwide flu pandemic happens. i will die. so i treat every day as a gift.today's gift:...
Posted by andrew on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:57:00 PST