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About Me

Little. Yellow. Different.

I started a movie review blog. It's still fresh. More reviews to come once I watch more movies.
http://maifoothurts.livejournal.com/

My Interests

i'm interested in things that are interesting. i.e. dead baby jokes, creative debates, travel, DVD special features, humor, etc.
i'm not interested in boring shit. i.e. your exhusbands, your kids, your mortage, the weather, stocks, politics, money, any combination of britney spears and/or anna nicole smith, reality tv, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can honestly understand why this is the most amazing thing in the world...

Music:

classic rock, punk rock, 80s pop rock. i just need the rock.
"I hear the stories all the time/Just wanna know when I'll get mine/There must be something more to life than this" -JG&ZPC

Movies:

i like things in packs of threes: star wars, LOTR, indiana jones... I could name drop a billion but would you actually read them all?

Television:

Only the best: Mythbusters, How It's Made, Dirty Jobs, Survivorman, Man vs Wild, Lost, Heros, vh1 and adult swim (but not the obnoxious, abstract adult swim like saul of the molemen or assy mcgee)

Books:

Harry Potter(s), Issac Asimov stories, Princess Bride, Grimm's Fairy Tales, Transmetropolitan, Fables, Y the Last Man, Midnight Nation...
I'm trying to get into more sci-fi books so suggest some.

Heroes:

Helen of Troy.

My Blog

just some thinking...

One fucking credit. I am one fucking credit short of my December graduation goal. Granted, I'm a slacker and I forgot to even apply for graduation but that's besides the point. Not e...
Posted by Ye Olde Tran on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:27:00 PST

the gayest semester ever

...and I don't even mean that in the derogatory use of the term. I never use that word as an adjective. But I literally mean the most homosexual semester one can partake in college. ...
Posted by Ye Olde Tran on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:58:00 PST

annoyed

I'm annoyed at myself.I'm annoyed at Chuck Klosterman for writing like me ten years before I got the chance to.I'm annoyed at myself for giving the world more credit than it deserves.I'm annoyed at pr...
Posted by Ye Olde Tran on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:55:00 PST

a quickie before work

Generally, I'm a kind and generous person. But sometimes people do things that just make me want to punch them in the face. Why can't people leave their exes alone? (I know this soun...
Posted by Ye Olde Tran on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:41:00 PST

conundrum.

I'm going to prompt this blog entry first with the argument that I could totally be Chuck Klosterman. Disclaimer: that argument is made based only after reading Killing Yourself to Live and the ...
Posted by Ye Olde Tran on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:59:00 PST

I wanna riot!

Sometimes it's hard for me to describe the kind of social outing that I can get into. Its hard to explain to the patrons of White Plains why I can't get into that kind of scene. It's peopl...
Posted by Ye Olde Tran on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:54:00 PST

more obvious realizations

so why hasn't anyone ever dragged my ass into the petite section?!?!?!?! seriously, i found pants that i DON'T have to cut four inches off the bottom, that my ass crack DOESN'T hang out of, and that D...
Posted by Ye Olde Tran on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 04:42:00 PST

fangirl (tiny spoilers)

Let's start at the beginning: the previews. Hollywood has successfully butchered every attempt at a film adaptation of an Alan Moore novel. I'm sure that Watchmen will follow in the same d...
Posted by Ye Olde Tran on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:24:00 PST

everyone does it... don’t they?

Masturbation has always been one of those double standard topics. Generally, "only guys do it" but then there's always the counter argument that "girls do it, they just don't admit to it" yet I ...
Posted by Ye Olde Tran on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:56:00 PST

fuck hippies

If there was anything I learned this weekend, is that I'm NOT a hippie. Fuck hippies. As I was at this festival, built in the spirit of free love and community, I realized hippies = freeloading ...
Posted by Ye Olde Tran on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:30:00 PST