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Robert Gresham

chillin Super Villian

About Me

I'm a waiter and a novelist (in the order that pays the most at the moment) in Portland. I'm a funny guy, I love to laugh and to make others laugh. Life's too short not to have a blast at it! I'm herb friendly (420) and I'm a democrat. Hmm I wonder if that combination says it all...probably not. After all, how could I possibly sum myself up in such few words? Okay, I'm a smart ass too, if you couldn't tell. Your results:
You are Daniel Craig Daniel Craig 72% Roger Moore 54% Pierce Brosnan 51% Timothy Dalton 50% Sean Connery 46% George Lazenby 45% The sixth actor to play Bond in the movies promises to be a more realistic, down to earth and not so perfect James Bond, while still being a sexy womanizer.
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You scored as Neutral Evil. A neutral evil person does whatever they can get away with. They shed no tears for those they have hurt, and only care about themselves. These people do not necessarily love conflict and chaos, however- they truly care only for themselves. Ignoring laws or using them to their advantage, these people do whatever they can get away with.

Neutral Evil


85%

Chaotic Good


70%

Chaotic Evil


70%

Chaotic Neutral


70%

True Neutral


65%

Lawful Evil


55%

Neutral Good


30%

Lawful Good


30%

Lawful Neutral


15%
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You have wierd powers and amazing strength! You are a man of steel! No, just joking. The reason why you're like this show is because you always tend to keep to yourself and fear that people will think you're weird if you're yourself. This usually ends up screwing things up with that special someone. Overall, you're a sweet person helping people out all the time.
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My Interests

Movies, art, most music (not a huge country fan), reading, working out, college, writting and laughter.

I'd like to meet:

A beautiful and smart woman with eclectic tastes and a wild sense of humor. A supervillian outfit is a must!

Music:

Goldfinger, Reel Big Fish, System of a Down, Incubus, Tupac, Slick Rick, Snoop Dogg, Lifehouse, Nine Inch Nails

Movies:

True Romance, Crash, Life is Beautiful, Underworld, OLD SCHOOL, Matrix (part 1), Upside of Anger, Pulp Fiction, Equilibrium, Batman Begins, Starsky & Hutch, Anchorman

Television:

So many days andFull moons and months and waitingFor my happiness.

Books:

Flicker (scary!), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Witching Hour, Angela's Ashes, Angels and Demons, The Davici Code, Everything is Illuminated, Lies and Liars, America by Jon Stewart

Heroes:

Bill Clinton, H.P. Lovecraft, Hunter S. Thompson, Martin Luther King jr, Johnny Depp, Len Wiesman, My Step Dad

My Blog

Wagon Tales

Its time to hang up those glasses once again.  My dad got his social security, which is good, but of course he got crazy drunk and fell down the busiest street in my nieghborhood twenty or so tim...
Posted by Robert Gresham on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:19:00 PST

detox

24 hours in...so far so good.  My brain has been tougher than my heart so far.  I wonder if it can stay that way.  My major fear though is that, like last time, I will wall myself off f...
Posted by Robert Gresham on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:37:00 PST

A new day

Alot happened last night.  I have done the hard thing which is also the right thing; I have moved on. Time to man up, I know it will be hard, but it was indeed a dream that I was ferociously clin...
Posted by Robert Gresham on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:25:00 PST

downward spiral

That ominious feeling that everything is about to come to a sudden end has held me in its grip now for 4 days.  I can't seem to shake it.  I feel like closing my eyes and letting blackness w...
Posted by Robert Gresham on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:39:00 PST

insanity

I was once told that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. I feel crazy. In fact, I don't know what I feel.  I have been weird l...
Posted by Robert Gresham on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:26:00 PST

life update

so alot has happened in the two months since last I posted.  I am sad to say that I think I was becoming an alcoholic.  The days where I drank and was drunk became too close together.  ...
Posted by Robert Gresham on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 05:01:00 PST

The stupid thing I did.

I call it INTOXI-TEXTING.  It is similar to drunk dialing; it occurs when you are wasted, lonley and sad, and it is generally a bad idea. but wierdly...it seems to be working.  Rollorcoaster...
Posted by Robert Gresham on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 12:33:00 PST

Pain.

I feel like doing somthing stupid tonight.  
Posted by Robert Gresham on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:30:00 PST

Counting Chickens

Looks like I spoke too soon.  Love it seems will still elude me for now.  Damn, and I thought I was really close this time.  The pain reminds me of why I don't try in the first place.&n...
Posted by Robert Gresham on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 05:14:00 PST

Haiku and Scented Fingers

  So many days and Full moons and months and waiting For my happiness.
Posted by Robert Gresham on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 04:06:00 PST