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About Me

I am a stay at home dad. I'm in college. I love the words cunt and twat. I love pepperoni and pineapple pizza. I love to start every sentance with the letter "I." I like tie iet, iet ipples ind bininis. I hate long walks on the beach, but I love to stand and stare at the ocean. I shot JFK. I've learned everything I know from comic books. I will never delete a comment no matter how offensive or demeaning to myself. I love big tits, big asses, and big, chunky, kneehigh, romper stomper boots. I love the comedy stylings of Emo Phillips. I get spontanious orgasms when people leave me comments and I feel loved. I like to bite extraordinarily hard. I think this might be related to the fact that I want try eating human flesh for just once in my life. I am not an animal, I would cook it first of course. I have a wife that I love, but she still needs to be commited to Arkham Asylum. I hate "procedural dramas." I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. I was born and raised by a paranoid schizophranic. I truthfully believe that mastering a 2-D fighting game can be somewhat similar to mastering a real martial art. I have an unnatural love of rollercoasters. I want to be a writer of proffesional wrestling(such as the WWE). I get crushes on almost all of the females I know, but I'm not obsessive. I am logged on to Myspace for longer than should be legaly allowed. I like to dance with the devil in the pale moon light.FUN FACT:I have a funky rare degenerative tissue disorder called Marfans Syndrome and a replacement heart valve. Other than that I'm an uber g33k. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Time traveling I play rpg's, go to S.C.A. events, practice Kaos majiK, watch rasslin', play card games, watch all movie's not mediocre, play poker, kill hookers and put them in the toolshed, read comics, type (things inside brackets), and make sure I'm liquered up for all above activities!

Music:

KMFDM, MDFMK, The Gossip, Death From Above 1979, Primal scream, Manowar, Icp, m c chris, The White Stripes, NIN, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Pig, Foetus, The Tigerlillies

Movies:

Hong Kong action movies, J-shock, and porn.

Television:

Adult Swim, 'rasslin, Fat Actress, Bullshit, Desparate Housewives, Arrested Development, Conan O'Brien, Boston Legal, Jerry Springer, Real Time with Bill Maher, Mind of Mencia, Maury Povich, American Idol, Chappelles' Show, South Park, and Daily Show.

Books:

Anything Alan Moore, Stupid White Men

Heroes:

Alan Moore, Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner, GG Allin, Sam Raimi, and The Flash

My Blog

is this just me

or does it seem that many of the same poeple who believe that the palestinians should be given back the israeli holy land are the exact same poeple who think that we shouldn't be concerened with rapid...
Posted by Mr. Busybody on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:07:00 PST

Lets hear it for violence against women!

Dolce& Gabbana: "Unleash the gang-rape-fuck-pig in you!"
Posted by Mr. Busybody on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:52:00 PST

I can never remember what I really want to write about

Hello everybody!("Hi, Dr. Nick!") If you can't tell from the profile pic,my daughter is born now. Dr. Buckmaster ripped her out at 7 pounds and 9 ounces on March 22. Her name is AntennaFarfegnuge...
Posted by Mr. Busybody on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:35:00 PST

What does Charlie call a cheeseburger?

A year or two ago there was a Charlie Rose interview with Quentin Tarantino where Taratino said he was writing a completely serious war movie. What if this Pulp Fiction scene refere...
Posted by Mr. Busybody on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:37:00 PST

toofers

God, finally got my teeth cleaned and get my fillings in. Went ahelluvalot better than I thought it would. Three of my four fillings were only superficial and they only had to numb one tooth. So...
Posted by Mr. Busybody on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:51:00 PST

Eisner

While there is about a million things I'm always meaning to write about, I never actually remember what they are when in front of the computer. Might as well just type whatever. Right now my thoughts ...
Posted by Mr. Busybody on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:27:00 PST

comic book show

I'm planning on attending the comic book show today. Just thought I'd mention it so if anyone else planned on being there they could keep an eye out for me. I probably won't be doing much. I just want...
Posted by Mr. Busybody on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:31:00 PST

Britney Spears=best...blogpost....EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

do not adjust your vertical. even more of this shaved pop princess disaster can be found at: http://x17online.com/ OY!...
Posted by Mr. Busybody on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:52:00 PST

A letter to my son

At almost exactly 18 months old your mother and I ventured to Target to pick up a couple of essentials. On the day before, we took you to a routine doctors exam and you had a ton of fun playing with t...
Posted by Mr. Busybody on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 07:13:00 PST

don't believe the hype

I've been thinking lately that Donald Trump's irrational rants and lawsuit is just a desperate last minute attempt to drum up publicity for the new season of The Apprentice. The ratings dropped l...
Posted by Mr. Busybody on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 06:12:00 PST