I'm a professional water polo player that is deathly afraid of swim caps so I recently retired. I have the ability to teleport myself to various places in the world. However, the problem is that when you teleport yourself you have to do it naked because you can't teleport inanimate objects. So if you suddenly see a naked guy in your room it's probably me...don't worry, I don't bite...hard. My friends are like my family and I would die for any of them. Most definitely a hopeless romantic...crazy to admit but true. Probably one the most laid back people you will ever meet. Almost nothing ruffles my feathers but yet I'm very opinionated. Don't mind telling you what I think and don't take bull shit. I call it like I see it and have been known to make snap judgments about people...but 98% of the time I'm totally right. :) Time travel is possible...I'm perfecting it right now actually...I'll let you know. HATE drama in relationships but laugh at it otherwise. I think that people watching is a lost art form and I sit and wonder why more people don't read, listen to vinyl, and write personal letters to friends and lovers...getting mail is fun right? Don't ever want to think about how much time I spend on myspace. I used to think that I didn't have a type of girl then I found one that fit just right. I find drive, attitude, and confidence very sexy in a woman and my girl has it all. Can't stand talking to someone who has nothing to say and would rather spend an evening laughing with my friends than almost anything. Some people say I have a tendency to be loud but I just think the rest of the world is too quiet. Everybody should eat more jelly beans and chicken...unless your a veggie then eat tofu.
