THIS IS THE BOAT ISLA FELL OFF IN THE AMAZON! (OFF THE ROOF!) Could i love him anymore?
.. HI, IM LEAH AND IM PRETTY SURE IM AUTISTIC, I HAVE Trichotillomania HOBBIES INCLUDE- THINKING UP RICOCKULOUS EXCUSES OF WHY I DIDN'T MAKE IT INTO WORK TODAY, DRINKING, SMOKING, HIGH FIVES, THUMBS UPS, PULLING UGLY FACES IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR, PRETENDING I'M DONT SPEAK ENGLISH TO AVOID TALKING TO PEOPLE, PERVING ON THE TUBE, AND OF COURSE STAMP COLLECTING. AS YOU CAN SEE FROM MY PAGE, MY MOUTH IS VERY RARELY CLOSED, I TEND TO CAUSE CHAOS WHEREVER I GO (PURELY ACCIDENTLY) WHETHER IT BE VERBALLY ABUSING PEOPLE, OR KNOCKIN THINGS OVER, I NEVER MAKE PLANS, IM QUITE PERVY, AND I WILL LIGHT UP YOUR LIFE WITH MY BIG SHINEY TEETH. TO FUND MY SILLY LIFESTYLE, I MODEL, FASHION STYLE, PHOTOGRAPH DRUNK PEOPLE IN CLUBS, WORK AT THE GOOD SHIP IN KILBURN AS A DOOR WHORE, ITS NICE, COME DOWN AND THROW SOME SHAPES. I LOVE KINDER EGGS, I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DONT LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHEN THEY GREET ME, I LOVE DAVID BOWIE, I HATE PEOPLE THAT AGREE WITH EVERYTHING I SAY, I LOVE RED BULL, I HATE DREDS ON WHITE PEOPLE, ITS JUST LAZY, I LOVE FALLING OVER, I HATE WATERY NEWSAGENT SANDWICHES, I LOVE FILLET TOWER BURGERS, I HATE TURKISH DELIGHT, I LOVE A GOOD BEEF ROAST, I'm not scandanavian, or swedish in anyway. Thanx WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE AN ABSOLUTE ARSECUBE, PLEASE AT LEAST SEND ME A MESSAGE BEFORE ADDING ME, also if your top 8 is full of bikini clad porn "babes" i really am unlikely to accept you as a friend. THANX LOVELY PEOPLE.
