jansen & angeli

101 Ways to Annoy Someone

101 Ways to Annoy Someone 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4...
Posted by jansen & angeli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Isn't it strange???

Isn't it strange how a 20 dollar bill seems like such a large amount when you donate it to church, but such a small amount when you go shopping? Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when...
Posted by jansen & angeli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

EvEr WoNdEr...

Ever Wonder? Have you ever wondered... ...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ...why you don't ever see th...
Posted by jansen & angeli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A FRIEND IS...

A Friend Is... In kindergarten your idea of a good friend was the person who let you have the red crayon when all that was left was the ugly black one. In first grade your idea of a good fri...
Posted by jansen & angeli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It Was YoU

When I think of what I've been through I can see that you've always been there for me. To tell the truth I don't know what I'd do without you, none of my dreams would have come true. You are the ...
Posted by jansen & angeli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST