oh god, so many things.
Guys who appreciate the art that is being young, fabulous, and broke. An affinity for Paula Dean and her "I Cook with Fat Because it Bubbles like Butter but Tastes Like Pig" show is also encouraged. Guys who are down to do new things (Color Me Mine on Saturdays! It's not just for octegenarians and apron-wearing soccer moms!) and try new shit without thinking it's retarded. Guys who can concoct a back-handed compliment as easily as Martha whips up a wine-soaked bolognese AND make me laugh even if it's at my expense. A guy who'll look beyond the fact that really, all bullshit aside, I laugh like Liza Minelli. Other than that, you.
KCRW, Aretha Franklin,Scissor Sisters, Bjork, Le Tigre, Stevie Wonder, Beyonce, Luther Vandross, Cher, Diana Krall, Prince, Donny Hathaway, Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennett, Erykah Badu, Mary J. Blige, Anita Baker, Patti Labelle, Classic Whitney and pre-HO Mariah...Rick James, I love me some Jill Scott and Angie Stone, Shirley "Can I Speak to Barbara?" Brown, Wicked, Heart, Madonna, Celine, ahem, *cough* JudyLizaBarbra *cough*, Imogen Heap, Zero 7, Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton, Ella Fitzgerald, Sarah Vaughn, Dinah Washington, Blossom Dearie, Billie Holiday, Nancy Wilson
Battle Royale, When Harry Met Sally, A Mighty Wind, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade to find the Temple of the Doom and Raid the Lost Ark. i 3 Huckabees, The Devil Wears Prada, Funny Girl, Being John Malkovich, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Auntie Mame, All About Eve, Volver
Brothers & Sisters, Daily Show, Chappelle Show, Golden Girls, Mr. Romance, Drawn Together, Project Runway, Workout, My Life on the D-List, Modern Marvels, Blue Planet
anything by david sedaris, the cheese monkeys, the erotic fiction of A.L. Roquelare, stephen king, roald dahl, letters to montgomery clift, the onion, interview magazine, wicked