Alfred

My name is Brittney, alias: Alfred Dutembauger, part-time sadistic bitch. I have numerous nicknames, the most recent being Atha, Brittney-Brittney, Femsquee, and Renee. I love books, fire, violence, thunderstorms, clay, being right, when people say stupid things, deserted beaches, nighttime, enclosed spaces, and being in the presence of those who make me laugh... I'm lazy, stubborn, cynical, quick-tempered, opinionated, somewhat bitter, random, and child-like (immature). I also have trust issues so great, the ocean could be confused for a puddle in comparison. I'm actually getting better at that, though, so don't eat me for being 'cautious' (not that you could). I enjoy drawing almost as much as I enjoy ceramics, which is pretty damn much. I'm not exactly the most confident about my work, but can't have it all, can we? Unlike most people, I could care less about your approval- in fact, I'm almost wishing people would leave me alone. I'll help you with your problems, I've always been a good listener, but if I think your problems are stupid, I'll tell you so, make no mistake. I hate weakness more than anything else in this world, and I purely, simply, hate crying with every fiber of my being, mainly because I see it as a weakness I'd rather not give in to. I don't like giving in to anything, least of all emotional shit that won't solve your problems, and will only make you feel crappier when you're done sniveling in a corner. So if you cry to me, it better be about something good. Maybe your dog died, I don't know. But then I'd probably ask if we could eat it... you never know, it could make you feel better.