Pokemon Rap YO!:
my pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard
and they're like u wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade this but not my chazard
Mountain Dew Song:
Tasty, fantastic, quite possibly orgasmic
It is the greatest gift all thru the land
Created by man, but guided by God
It will surely do the job
Mountain Dew
Friend to me, and friend to you
It is the greatest thing I ever knew
I want me some Mountain Dew
Awesome and rightous, dont try to despite us
Just sit back, listen and learn to obey
Theres nothing better on this planet
Try to prove us wrong God Damnit
Mountain Dew
Friend to me, and friend to you
It gives us power so we can screw
We want us some Mountain Dew