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DJ SAUSAGE

I am here for Friends

About Me

hmmm.....where to start. well i work in a nursing home doing maintenance during the day, then at night i become an animal! i love to go out and have a good time. most of my free time is spent workin on my truck. gettin ready for show season already!! well if you wanna know more just ask.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I scored a 73% on the "how fucking JERSEY are you?" Quizie! What about you?Take the quiz: "Which Goonie r u?"

Mouth
You are Mouth, you are adorable, But very mischievious. You're cool, and full of charm, everyone loves you except those who know you, and even then, you get some lovin'Your results:
You are Superman Superman 90% Iron Man 90% Spider-Man 75% Hulk 70% Green Lantern 70% Catwoman 65% The Flash 65% Robin 50% Supergirl 50% Batman 45% Wonder Woman 20% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

I'd like to meet:

anyone who can hold a conversation for more then ten minuts and stillknow what the hell they are talkin about. : Body: Jersey FriendsOTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food JERSEY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. JERSEY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. JERSEY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. JERSEY FRIENDS: Cry with you.OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. JERSEY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you. JERSEY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. JERSEY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. JERSEY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while. JERSEY FRIENDS: Are for life.OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. JERSEY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. JERSEY FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!
Your Element Is Fire
Your passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame. You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out.You are exciting and creative - and completely unpredictable. You sometimes exercise control, and sometimes you let yourself go.Friends describe you as sensitive, spirited, and compulsive. Bright and blazing with intensity, you seem mysterious and moody to many. What's Your Element?U CAUTION IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP SAUSAGE AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.
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Movies:

willy wonka the chacolate factory, and any comedy that makes you laugh so hard soda comes out your nose!

Heroes:

me, myself, and i

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by DJ SAUSAGE on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:09:00 PST

another one to think about hmmm.......

IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT.             I am tired of this nation worrying about whether weare offending some individual or their cultu...
Posted by DJ SAUSAGE on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:50:00 PST

why do people......

ok so i'm gettin pissed now.  why is it people judge me before they know me.  i bet if they knew i was a third degree knight of columbus, or that i've been helping kids get confirmed for the...
Posted by DJ SAUSAGE on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:19:00 PST

where are they?

ok so i figured it out.  why i'm single that is.  you have to look at life like a tree.  all the good girls are at the top of it.  the only problem is only good guys will climb tha...
Posted by DJ SAUSAGE on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:51:00 PST

fuck all who think i'm racists

Right on, Andy Rooney! Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are tr...
Posted by DJ SAUSAGE on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 03:51:00 PST

is this not true or what! young bastards!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tediousdiatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what withwalking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphil...
Posted by DJ SAUSAGE on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 06:40:00 PST