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About Me

I'm Bluto from Animal House. I might have suffered from fetal alcohol syndrome. It's really hard to tell, given my plodding development as a human being.I'm an RA at Tulane University. Proud brother of Zeta Psi. Lord of Darkness. Chili 14x. ..

My Interests

Making extremely potent mixed drinks that make no sense (and yet are always delicious), dancing, getting paced, cognac on the rocks

I'd like to meet:

Things to ridicule, something to make the pain go away, the distillers of Couvoisier cognac (mmmm!), young, attractive well-read black women in the New Orleans area (no, seriously), people who live on the edgeWho knows. AIM Me: CalibanAteYrBaby

Music:

Check this shit out. That's my own music...

Also see: A Certain Ratio, Bauhaus, Beck, Bjork, Black Grape, Brian Eno, British Sea Power, Bruce Springsteen, Calexico, Can, Cocteau Twins, The Creatures, The Cure, David Bowie, Deerhoof, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Durutti Column, Elliott Smith, Eurythmics, Fiona Apple, Fleetwood Mac, Funkadelic, Garbage, Gary Numan, Gipsy Kings, The Glove, GZA, Happy Mondays, Human League, Iggy Pop, Inspiral Carpets, James, Joy Division, Kate Bush, King Crimson, Led Zeppelin, Leonard Cohen, Lou Reed, Manic Street Preachers, Marilyn Manson, Mastodon, Neil Young, New Order, Nick Cave, Nine Inch Nails, Patti Smith, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, Primal Scream, Prince, REM, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rolling Stones, Roxy Music, Rush, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Soft Cell, Sonic Youth, Suicide, Talking Heads, Tool, Tori Amos, U2, Velvet Underground, The Wake, Wire, WU TANG, Xiu Xiu, Yes, Yo La Tengo...there are thousands of others, but the list is longer than I care to extoll upon.

Movies:

24 Hour Party People, Casino, Goodfellas, The Godfather Part II (the first one was kinda boring), The Last Temptation of Christ, Hellraiser (the first two movies are masterpieces), eh a bunch of other shit. I get very lazy when it comes to lists, you see.

Television:

Iron Chef, MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS, Are You Being Served? and other obscure British comedy shows.

Books:

Book of Lies (Aleister Crowley), It, The Stand, The Shining (All Stephen King), Ariel (Sylvia Plath), uh just about any anthology of William Blake, Breakfast of Champions (Vonnegut), Choke (Pahalniuk), The Great Gatsby (Fitzgerald), eh once again. There's too much.

Heroes:

David Lee Roth, Maximillien Robespierre, Shaun Ryder, Condoleeza Rice, Satan (but only as he appeared in Paradise Lost), Solomon

My Blog

I Think The Word 'Manifesto' Should Be Banned

Seriously. You aren't artsy or intelligent by dropping the word 'manifesto' into your supposed belief system. All you are doing is making it public knowledge that you are no more than an intellectual ...
Posted by I Never Check This Thing on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:37:00 PST

Verdad Total

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Posted by I Never Check This Thing on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:41:00 PST

Wishful Sinful

You know, I've become pretty jaded with life. School is crap... my classes offer very little satisfaction to me at this point in time. I don't feel like I am learning anything or bettering my life in ...
Posted by I Never Check This Thing on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:21:00 PST

On Being The Most Unlikely Socialite

You know, I was once a really big loser. As in I really had no friends in middle school. I was made fun of pretty much every day. I always think this is ironic because all of the people who tormented...
Posted by I Never Check This Thing on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:25:00 PST

I'm Not Shaving Until After Christmas

Seriously. I'm growing a beard... i will not shave unless it's underneath my jawline. That's all.
Posted by I Never Check This Thing on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 06:10:00 PST

I Remember...

... how you smell like sunscreen. How you mush your lips together when nobody's looking. How you wear your pants so low. How your belly kind of hangs out and you whimper in a high pitched voice when y...
Posted by I Never Check This Thing on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:34:00 PST

Fuck FEMA.

So I open up my mail yesterday and I recieve a letter from none other than the Federal Emergency Management Agency. They want 2000 dollars. And they want it now. See, I got a FEMA check after Hurrican...
Posted by I Never Check This Thing on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 07:07:00 PST

Consider This An Invitation

Well, in the wake of my computer failure and the subsequent loss of most of my music (although I have been told that I can recover a good percent of it... but probably not the loop files which is the ...
Posted by I Never Check This Thing on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 08:20:00 PST

Chili 14x

1. You can only say YES or NO! (wrong.)and.2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!(actually, I'll do whatever the hell I want) So have you ever.........Kissed ...
Posted by I Never Check This Thing on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:43:00 PST

More Facts About The Man You Adore

All of these are in no particular order 10 things that scare me: 1. Bad grades2. Death3. Anything from a high altitude4. Going to the dentist5. My house at night6. Point Lookout at...
Posted by I Never Check This Thing on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:09:00 PST