i want a car with bay windows |
i was going to bring sexy back, but instead I brought back eating cupcakes and cookies, and gaining wieght!
Posted by dave on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 08:35:00 PST |
i got rich playing monoply all night so i missed work today! |
sometimes i play cards online with fictional money. people say,"oh good not real money." so its good i'm imaging money?
Posted by dave on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:02:00 PST |
ive been writing blogs for over a year and i still suck! |
i was trying to pimp my ride, but the gas milage was bad to the corner. and it hurt like hell to back hand. guess i'll just use it for transportation instead of pleasing men for money!
Posted by dave on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 02:31:00 PST |
its a visual |
i couldn't afford a laptop, so i got a back pack and a hundred foot extention cord instead!
Posted by dave on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:20:00 PST |
cheetos for breakfast every day |
I like the tubes at the bank that sends the canister back and forth. Sometime I would love to pull out the canister, and put in a sleeve of tennis balls. Then send that over. The bank person would sa...
Posted by dave on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:23:00 PST |
i think sour dough bread should make my mouth pucker |
i've been working in chicago this week, so i've been trying to act like chicago people. so this sunday i'm not going to start my normal hair due. i'm going to go back to my old one even though it suck...
Posted by dave on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:12:00 PST |
remember when i was funny, man i miss drinkin |
Women all want to loose weight for wedding pictures and what have you. I think the should just learn to use photo shop better
Posted by dave on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:19:00 PST |
parades are the only time you find horse poop and candy everywhere |
I still like cartoons, but I need something more my speed, like Middle Age Mutant Ninja Turtles! That sounds good. Splinter is still in charge but he's in a wheel chair and likes looking out the wind...
Posted by dave on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:14:00 PST |
The volume on my computer goes to eleven |
I think tickle me Elmo's teach kids that if you squeeze someone's tummy, they will laugh. I don't find that to be true. If squeezing the tummy is going to be the trigger, then the product should be c...
Posted by dave on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 02:02:00 PST |
new Philosophizer |
If you eat a fortune cookie before dinner, you spoil your dinner and you future!
Posted by dave on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:41:00 PST |
