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Jigga the Pirate!

Late for a Double Date With a Pile of Atoms

About Me

I'm cool like the fonze and I got my shit together. I got a good job, reliable vehicle, a great personalty and a rad sense of humor. I like sitting in the park, long walks on the beach and new techie gadgets. I can conceive cohesive thoughts and communicate them effectively. ha!I'm just a guy who likes good metal, cheap wine and tasty beef jerky. Oh yeah, I bring The Rock!

My Interests

chillin, music, rollerblading, drinking, beach, eating babies, plotting government take-overs

I'd like to meet:

people who don't suck at life..

Music:

At The Gates, The Crown, Mastodon, The Red Chord, As I Lay Dying, Darkest Hour, Bjork, All Else Failed, Burnt by the Sun, Cult of Luna, Old Man's Child, Killswitch Engage, Hatebreed, TXHXC

Movies:

Office Space, Donnie Darko, Ichi the Killer, Dead Alive, anything with zombies, horror/slasher flicks, kung fu

Television:

The Family Guy, Simpsons, Headbangers Ball, whatever i got on the tivo

Books:

Programming C Sharp, You Are Being Lied To, How to Boil a Baby

Heroes:

the ones that wear spandex

My Blog

Work Golf Tournament / How I Became a Pirate / GIMME DAT SCRILLA!!!

Last year we had our first miniature golf tournament at the place I work.  The rules were pretty simple: Each department designs and builds a golf hole with a theme and then the building plays ea...
Posted by Jigga the Pirate! on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:14:00 PST

Moving time

So i've been looking for a new place to call home for several months now and I've finally found a place that meets all my needs. I put down a deposit and now they just have to verify my credit. I lo...
Posted by Jigga the Pirate! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Girls Eating Sandwiches...

only on the internet... thanks travell! Girls Eating Sandwiches
Posted by Jigga the Pirate! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Message to Green Bay Packers

YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!! GOOOO TITANS!!! Tennessee: 48 Green Bay: 27
Posted by Jigga the Pirate! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

too gay hahahah

travell sent this to me and its too gay for words.. watch the video http://www.carllewis.com/video.music.1.html
Posted by Jigga the Pirate! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I would kill the children of a thousand planets just to see you smile.

thats what the comic book guy said to miss krabapple in klingon on yesterdays simpsons when he professed his love to her... it made me laugh. that is all..
Posted by Jigga the Pirate! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thunder Chicken

hahaha.. dont even ask.. James: my heart is frozen..*sigh* i just wanna love again.. haha Travell: What you need is a hot man to unfreeze it with his thunder chicken only to be followed by.. ...
Posted by Jigga the Pirate! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Scariest. Game. Ever.


Posted by Jigga the Pirate! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Don't hate the player..Hate the game

True story. When I was in 3rd Grade, the kid in the wheelchair next to me stole my girlfriend Maggie. Although it hurt back then, I can't hate the player. Way to go wheelchair boy, pimpin' ain't ea...
Posted by Jigga the Pirate! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm in Texas

and its hot and humid. Continental airlines is the suck, but they got me here in one piece. I guess thats all I can ask for, except they made me run all over the airport trying to get to my connect ...
Posted by Jigga the Pirate! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST