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Ryan Wilner

Lip-synching rockstar

About Me

I've been doing stand-up since I was 17, and on the side I rock out with my lip-synch band, Never Surrender ( neversurrender.net )

"Never Surrender Ever" produced by Aisling Chin-Yee.

My Interests

Joketellin' and Framing

I'd like to meet:

People who dig stand-up and/or picture framing.

Music:

80s Rock! Also, Pearl Jam's my fave and their new album kicks ass!

Movies:

Comedy: Big Lebowski, Wedding Crashers, Pootie Tang, Old School.
Gangster: Casino. Yes, I know you all like Goodfellas better. Take it easy.
And you gotta see Payback. Awesome and hilarious movie.

Television:

Conan, Letterman, Family Guy and by far the best show ever: Arrested Development.

My Blog

Joketelling review from last weekend

indyish.com
Posted by Ryan Wilner on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:39:00 PST

Mel Gibson Sympathizes with Richards, Nazis

That's just what I heard. -Ryan
Posted by Ryan Wilner on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:37:00 PST

A La Carte got my order wrong AGAIN

It was supposed to be caeser salad with chicken and no bacon (Not because I'm Jewish, I just hate the taste). They sent me a ceaser salad with bacon and no chicken. When I called to complain they onl...
Posted by Ryan Wilner on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 09:26:00 PST

Nabisco you sketchy bastards

Oreos. Right on the package. Big writing: "0 grams of transfat per 24 gram serving" What kind of shit is that? Why not just say "No Transfats"? They throw in that extra information, like they're being...
Posted by Ryan Wilner on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 09:03:00 PST

Sports Highlights

How come when I'm watching bowling or Snooker on a sports channel, they'll show the sports ticker at the bottom of the screen with hockey/baseball/football/basketball scores, but they don't show other...
Posted by Ryan Wilner on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 08:43:00 PST