I'd like to meet:
Ossama bin Laden (Big Reward), Paris Hilton (Kick her ass), Me at 18 (Kick my ass), and for less altruistic reasons; Audrey Hepburn circa Breakfast at Tiffany's, Nastajja Kinski circa Cat People, Chrissie Hynde circa 81' when she kicked out that cop car window, Raquel Welch circa that caveman movie with the fur bikini, The St. Pauli Girl
Music:
The only band that matters, The Clash.
Movies:
Repo Man, Princess Bride, Dogtown/Z Boys, Murderball, Every Kevin Smith movie except Jersey Girl.
Television:
Scrubs, Rescue Me, The Shield, Food Channel, The Travel Channel, and the infomercial with P Diddy talking about his pimples.
Books:
Huckleberry Finn, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hells Angles, Cat's Cradle, Diamond as Big as The Ritz, Roadfood, Angels and Demons, On the Road, still reading...
Heroes:
Parents, wife, Nick, Jules, the guy who invented Flan in a tube.