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My name's Sarah, am currently living in Mansfield but I'm a Derbyshire lass born and bred, and damn proud of it too. I'm engaged to Alex (aka Al) he makes me laugh all the time, he's always there for me and we've been through a lot together already, I'd be completely lost without him. He's the best thing that has ever happened to me and I love him more than I could possibly say, that's as mushy as I get folks.
Sometimes I can be very sarcastic and often I am too honest for my own good, brutally so at times but then again I don't believe in sugaring the pill. I have a bit of an evil sense of humour as well which some people may not get, but it's me and if you don't like it, tough shit.
I also work at The Monster Shop Tattooing and Piercing, it's good fun and full of interesting people, I love my job =].
I love tattoos and piercings, they're so addictive.I'm not a girly girl who spends money on clothes/hair/shoes (especially shoes as I have very strange feet and the vast majority of shoes for my size don't fit very well GGGRRRRR) etc so I'd rather cover myself in tatts instead. I've got four tattoos so far, can't wait to get my next one cos it'll be cool, then gonna get my last one sorted out cos I'm not as happy with it now. Also got other designs planned, will be covered by the time I'm finished lol.
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I desperately want/need a motorbike, same goes with an Apple notebook, I refuse to have Windows because it's utter shite.
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Stuff I like;
    Alex :p guitars my dog cos she rules hugs my friends, you know who you are my phone cos I don't need an mp3 player now, mmm 4Gb memory card, yayness My DS and the fact that I am completely addicted to Zelda despite having to go to the temple of the ocean king hundreds of times I'm allowed to drive now, YAY!!!!! Whetherspoon's Double chocolate fudge cake mmmmm -drools custard doughnuts bananas food in general showers & sharing them :p beards Stewie Griffin Glastonbury cos it's such a cool place and full of hippies Halo!!!! it's fucking awesome!!!! playing Final Fantasy VII cos it's just too damn cool and is easily my favourite game ever phantasy star II - took me ages to complete it but I did woohoo! Gears of War, it's a fuckin awesome game, the boomers rock Dita Von Teese - if you need to ask why, hang your head in shame people who speak their mind people with a sense of humour fantasy art because its cool dorito's - they're so damn tasty peanut butter and chip sandwiches - don't knock it till you've tried it Guinness and lots of it :P

You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?
Stuff I don’t like;
    people who are constantly miserable/whinge all the time for the sake of it people who are mard arsey on myspace - those of you who whinge if someone doesn't answer you within 2 seconds of receiving your messages/comments, its sad, get a life people who don’t like animals, you seriously suck sweetcorn on vegetarian pizza - why?, it tastes great but it all falls off, what's the bloody point in it bein there?! chavs drunken chavs pussy rock the after effects of getting drunk lol boring ass fucks who don’t have a sense of humour Chav Central aka Sutton-in-Ashfield where they still drag their knuckles

*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Sarah
Date of Birth: 28/03/85
Birthplace: chesterfield
Current Location: mansfield
Eye Color: blue/grey
Hair Color: blondish brown, needs dying
Height: 5' something ish, i don't know
Heritage: english parents, aussie grandmother
Piercings: 8 in ears, tragus, tongue, scaffold
Tattoos: 4 soon to be 5
Favourite:
Band/Singer: probably Pantera, Phil Anselmo is definitely my fave singer
Song: People Should smile More - Newton Faulkner
Movie: too many, Pulp Fiction
Disney Movie: sword in the stone
TV show: killpoint has been the best thing on lately but Reaper is damn good too
Color: red
Food: too much to choose from
Pizza topping: vegetables
Ice-Cream Flavor: coffee
Drink (alcoholic): Jack Daniels
Soda: Pepsi
Store: prefer internet for shoppin
Clothing Brand: maybe topshop
Shoe Brand: converse cos they fit my weird feet and are comfy
Season: late spring/early summer
Month: May
Holiday/Festival: Christmas!!!!
Flower: tulips
Make-Up Item: black eyeliner
Board game: meh
This or That
Sunny or rainy: sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: night
Sour or sweet: sour
Love or money: love
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: personality
Coffee or tea: tea all the way
Hot or cold: cold
Your:
Goal for this year: get a moped lol so i can get around whenever i want to and not when the buses dictate
Most missed memory: time spent with my dad
Best physical feature: Boobies!!
First thought waking up: some sort of cave man type sound
Hypothetical personality disorder: sociopath
Preferred type of plastic surgery: none
Sesame street alter ego: elmoe
Fairytale alter ego: someone evil maybe the witch from Sleepin beauty Disney style cos then i could be a dragon
Most stupid remark: anything involving me speaking
Worst crime: burping loudly
Greatest ambition: go to Japan
Greatest fear: losing the people i love
Darkest secret: not tellin
Favorite subject: music
Strangest received gift: not had any weird gifts
Worst habit: being proud of my burps
Do You:
Smoke: on and off when i've been drinking
Drink: yup
Curse: fuck no
Shower daily: of course
Like thunderstorms: hell yeah they're cool
Dance in the rain: kinda
Sing: nope i attempt to, badly
Play an instrument: yup bass and mostly acoustic guitar now, bit bored with electric
Get along with your parents: yeah
Wish on stars: no
Believe in fate: yeah
Believe in love at first sight: no
Can You:
Drive: no but gonna get my licence back when i can
Sew: yes
Cook: yes
Speak another language: german and bollocks (my preferred choice)
Dance: nope
Sing: nope
Touch your nose with your tongue: fuck no its too damn short
Whistle: no
Curl your tongue: sort of
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: hehe yup
Been Stoned/High: yeah but its overrated, wouldn't do it again
Eaten Sushi: yup
Been in Love: i am
Skipped school: yeah who hasn't
Made prank calls: nope
Sent someone a love letter: yeah
Stolen something: nope
Cried yourself to sleep: yeah =[
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? allsorts (hence the sociopath bit earlier)
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? around 10ish when i'm working but whenever i feel like it
Name three things you can't live without: phone, my DS, straighteners
What is the color of your room? red =]
Do you have any siblings? nope
Do you have any pets? yup
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? no
What is you middle name? not tellin
What are you nicknames? Robo
Are you for or against gay marriage? for
What are your thoughts abortion? depends on the circumstances of the individual
Do you have a crush on anyone? nope
Are you afraid of the dark? no
How do you want to die? not thought about it
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? haven't really tried
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? of course
What is the last law you’ve broken? dunno
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: dark
Eye color: brown
Height taller than me
Weight not important
Most important physical feature: smile
Biggest turn-off generally being a twat
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My Interests

Music, films, anime, manga, tattoos, drawing in my spare time, horse riding, guitars, hanging about/arseing around with my friends, getting rat arsed and generally havin fun.
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I'd like to meet:

Wish list; Metallica, Flea from Chili's, Zakk Wylde cos he's an awesome guitarist, Kerry King for the same reason, Quentin Tarantino because he's my favourite director.

In reality; anyone with an evil sense of humour,interesting people who are open-minded and anyone who doesn't feel the need to judge/label people.

I'm NOT interested in anyone who's looking for a relationship because I'm spoken for, permanently (I'm engaged), so don't bother asking as I will tell you to FUCK OFF.
I'm also not interested in people who think this is a popularity contest and are only collecting friends, I want people who are going to talk to me.

Music:

HALLS OF IVY
metallica
pantera
arch enemy
in flames
satyricon
slayer
DIRTY BEARD - check em out they're beasty
down
killswitch engage
ozzy osbourne
carcass
fear factory
chimaira
drowning pool
sikth
norther
the haunted
QOTSA
at the gates
lacuna coil
opeth
raging speedhorn
black sabbath
ac/dc
joe satriani
jimi hendrix
rolling stones
led zeppelin
iron maiden
marilyn manson
type O negative
dream theater
cradle of filth
ancient
emperor
paradise lost
my ruin
RATM
RHCP
rob zombie
rammstein
sulpher
gary numan
NIN
velvet revolver
slipknot
soil
sonata arctica
muse and owt else that kicks some metal ass. ..

Movies:

LOTR
matrix trilogy and animatrix
Akira
V for Vendetta - the 1812 Overture sections sound awesome on surround sound!! tis brill
the harry potter films
Sin City
Ninja Scroll
Advent Children
X-men
ginger snaps
all the hannibal lector films
unleashed
pan's labyrinth
rob zombie's Halloween - much better than the original as it actually has a story now
30 days of night
war
fearless
enter the dragon
alien
aliens (the others are crap)
battle royale
monty python films
quentin tarantino films (he rules)
terminator trilogy
godfather trilogy
scarface
carlito's way
devil's advocate (yes you'd be right in guessin that i like Al Pacino - awesome actor, my fave)
the crow
the wicker man (the original not the shitty, appalling, arse wanking pile of dung that is the remake - WHEN WILL AMERICANS LEARN TO STOP MAKING SHITTY REMAKES FOR FUCKS SAKE?!)
full metal jacket
the shining (original version)
war of the worlds (original has the better story)
the producers (original)
the omen (original, natch)
king kong (both)
dogma
team america
south park uncut
the pianist
schindlers list
shawshank redemption
seven
monster
girl interrupted
sleepy hollow
edward scissorhands
the corpse bride
nightmare before christmas (tim burton rules)
wallace and grommit
the devil rides out
donnie darko
Pirates of the Carribean
natural born killers
from dusk till dawn
interview with the vampire
queen of the damned
van helsing
bram stoker's dracula
beetleduece
rosemary's baby
deathwatch and generally anything sci-fi ..

Television:

Family Guy
miami ink
LA ink
London ink
lots of stuff on discovery realtime
Red Dwarf
CSI (all but original's the best)
buffy
angel
star trek
star gate sg1 and atlantis
ER
south park
Elfen Lied has to be my favourite anime so far, I love it
Neon Genesis:Evangelion
any political satire and anything with mindless violence
violence is good...ahem did I say that out loud?! ..

Books:

LOTR
harry potter
Silence of the lambs
some clive barker
some stephen king
hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
the dirt (that rules everyone should read it, its the Rock 'N Roll bible)
wuthering heights
heavier than heaven
some dennis wheatley
I tend to read books more than once though as I forget what they're about if i don't, prefer manga/graphic novels cos I don't get headaches reading them (i have some dyslexic tendancies)lol
lament of the lamb
battle royale (manga version makes the films look tame)
the vision of escaflowne
V for Vendetta
would also like to get my mitts on the Sin City graphic novels eventually. ..

Heroes:

These are some of the people I admire;
Simon Andrews - he is the most inspiring musician I have had the privilege to meet, he has restored my faith in the beauty of music and I have so much to thank him for
Jimi Hendrix
Zakk Wylde
Flea
James Hetfield
Dimebag Darrell (R.I.P.)
Randy Rhoads (R.I.P.)
Kerry King
Chuwy wishes he was lmfao
Iron Maiden (picked up a guitar cos of those dudes)
Cliff Burton (R.I.P.)
Anyone thats inspired me to do summat useful in life, I don't do hero worship as I feel that it stifles your own abilities. ..

My Blog

R.I.P. common sense...

OK so it's not mine but I like the point it makes (thanks Dixie)Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, whohas been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he w...
Posted by She Loves The Cock ™ on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 06:22:00 PST

i wish my dad was still here....

... i wish he could see how well I've done as a musician and that he could see what I've done...I know he can't and that's why it hurts so damn fucking much.No physical pain can compare with the loss ...
Posted by She Loves The Cock ™ on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:26:00 PST

Goin all emo on your ass LOL (note the sarcasm)

Recently I was inspired by someone, Amanda, when she was writing about songs that have some meaning to her. Well it got me thinking about songs which mean something to me and "Rose of Sharyn" by Kills...
Posted by She Loves The Cock ™ on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:17:00 PST

Valentine's Cynicism (not like me at all lol)

Yes folks it's that time of year again. The companies want us to spend more money on; mass-manufactured gifts which are neither tasteful nor meaningful, ridiculously overpriced flowers/chocolates/cha...
Posted by She Loves The Cock ™ on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:05:00 PST

today...

really sucks. i'm not usually depressed about stuff but today just sucks and always will. thanks to all the people who are there for me, you know who you are x...
Posted by She Loves The Cock ™ on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:27:00 PST

fuckin wasted...

At New Year's I did the following (apparently lol) after drinking; Bailey's, Jagermeister, red bull JD blackcurrant, red bull vodka blackcurrant and more vodka. 1. Fell down the stairs 2. tried to str...
Posted by She Loves The Cock ™ on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:36:00 PST

my super cool friends...

Alex - Over the last few months you've become one of the best friends I've ever had. You're there for me, even when i'm being a neurotic nutcase, and I'm grateful for your advice/knocking sense into m...
Posted by She Loves The Cock ™ on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 12:30:00 PST

first stormforce rehearsal...

We had our first band rehearsal on friday  which went really well. Got our first song written already which is cool (and ali had it stuck in her head lol). Everyone gets on really well, as we hop...
Posted by She Loves The Cock ™ on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 02:18:00 PST

yay!

yup very happy indeed, am completely in love and don't think i could be happier if i tried (which is an enormous achievement for the world's biggest commitment phobe)....
Posted by She Loves The Cock ™ on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:00:00 PST

mockingbird...

Yay my new guitar is finally here and u can see it on my pics. Its cool and evil and kicks the shit out of my epiphone hehe. xx...
Posted by She Loves The Cock ™ on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 02:33:00 PST