How Deep Does A Grave Need To Be To Bury A Website? |
OK, so as it turns out Facebook FUN is dependent on who participates in it. And for some reason people really like to participate on Facebook. MySpace decided it needed to lessen its chances for survi...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jan 2010 19:07:00 GMT |
Hot wax rinse screams how those broken paper wings will never soar again... |
Ive been working on an epic poem about a people battling a great monster. The great monster represents pollution, the people represent origami cranes, the battle represents riding through a car wash...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:06:00 GMT |
Another Dream Unrealized |
Before I got on the Internet all I ever heard about was how it was full of pervs. I just realized that my Internet experience has been annoyingly perv free. I think they just used the promise of pervs...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 22:24:00 GMT |
Queesy But Victorious |
I winned me some Shooter Jennings tickets offa Seattle's worst country station 100.7 The Wolf.* But I had to listene to that damned station for at least 6 hours. 3 or 4 of those hours were because th...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:45:00 GMT |
Country Radio Sucks (Also: Sky is Blue, Humans Need Air To Live, and Dogs Like To Bark) |
Yeah yeah yeah I know, mainstream country music sucks. But y'know what sucks even more? Mainstream country radio.
They'll play a crappy song titled Johnny Cash but they won't actually play any songs ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jun 2009 07:16:00 GMT |
The Book of Woofmutterings Chapter 7 Verses 3-7 |
3 And lo the clouds were parted by the angel's hand and there in Heaven I saw a great battle between Death and Life each seeking possession of the Remote Control to the Employee's Lounge Giant Flat Sc...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 12:46:00 GMT |
Newspaper Ad |
Imagine a business dully named "Internet To-Go." Such was the case in one of my assignments. I was s'posed to write a newspaper ad for the plainly named Internet To-Go. The assignment was about form n...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 10:14:00 GMT |
Class Assignment Fun! |
Questionnaire for Job Applicants Your Name: WoofmuttPosition for which you are applying: Shadow Realignment Specialist Why are you interested in this position? I have a deep interest in light and sh...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 10:32:00 GMT |
Face Off |
Maybe like me you've managed to
make it this far in life Facebookless...Well we're wrong! Oh my gawd we
are so WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!! Apparently Facebook is the closest thing
we will experience to H...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:58:00 GMT |
Letter to Dave, 4/19/09 |
Hilton Portland & Executive TowerPortland, Oregon
4/19/09 Dear Dave, ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 09:10:00 GMT |
