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Andrew

i thought of something clever to say so i said it, nope, im just a dumbass

About Me

Have you ever met one of those "random" people in your life and thought that they were not only weird but very... memorable? I have been catagorized as the dude someone remembers... (everyone who knows me comprehends exactly what im talking about.)
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Your Birthdate: May 12
You're a dynamic, charismatic person who's possibly headed for fame.
You tend to charm strangers easily. And you usually can get what you want from them.
Verbally talented, you tend to persuade people with your speaking and writing.
You are affectionate and loving, but it's hard for you to commit to any one relationship.
Your strength: Your charm
Your weakness: Your extreme manipulation tactics
Your power color: Indigo
Your power symbol: Four leaf clover
Your power month: December What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andrew Esser
Birthday: 5-12-1985
Birthplace: LaCrosse Wi
Current Location: LaCrosse Wi
Eye Color: hazel/green
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: heintz 57 euro countries
The Shoes You Wore Today: addidas
Your Weakness: i care about everyone too much
Your Fears: failure in all aspects
Your Perfect Pizza: meat lovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: buying my harley
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: time to kick some ASS!
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: anytime after 1 am
Your Most Missed Memory: moving to arizona
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: occationally
Do you Sing: i like to think so
Do you Shower Daily: yes sometimes twice depending on which job i work at
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: did and want to go back
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: depends on the situaiton
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: not at all
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: its getting better
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: drums and guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes in fact just last night
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: either blow my brains out with a gun or drown
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an anesthesiologist
What country would you most like to Visit: i would like to go back to japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: brown/black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: doen't matter
Best Clothing Style: something you can tell they're comfortable in
Number of Drugs I have taken: doesn't matter
Number of CDs I own: hundreds
Number of Piercings: doesn't matter
Number of Tattoos: doesn't matter
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a select few
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
[Marital Status] single
[Shoe size] 11.5
[Parents still together] yes
[Siblings] 2 sisters
[Pets] 2 dogs
FAVORITES
[Color] green and black
[Number] 13
[Animal] dogs
[Drinks] yager bombs (booya gramma!!!)
[Soda] spring grove orange cream
[Book] sharp objects
[Flower] black rose
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] no
[Twirl your hair?] no (not enough to twirl
[Have tattoos?] no
[Have Piercings?] no
[Cheat on tests/homework?] no
[Drink/Smoke?] drink yes smoke no
[Like roller coasters?] Hell yes
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] nah
[Want more piercings?] sure
[Like cleaning?] its not bad but its not what i look forward to
[Write in cursive or print?] cursive
[Own a web cam?] no buy my roomie does
[Know how to drive?] duh (thats what i do best)
[Own a cell phone?] yes 608-498-9111
[Ever get off the damn computer?] when im working yes
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] once, hopefully never again
[Considered a life of crime?] no
[Considered being a hooker?] im not that cute no
[Lied to someone?] yes and i regret it even today
[Been in love?] i thought i was once
[Made out with JUST a friend?] no
[Been in lust?] who hasn't
[Used someone] no
[Been used?] Plenty of times
[Been cheated on?] hope not but i wouldn't be suprised
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] no because i know how much it hurts
[Stolen anything?]
[Held a gun] considering i own like 50 different guns yeah but i have never held someone up at gun point
CURRENTS
[Current mood]
[Current taste]
[What you currently smell like] axe body spray and stentson untamed
[Current hair] black/dark brown
[Current thing I ought to be doing] eating lunch
[Current cd in stereo] NIN with teeth
[Last book you read] sharp objects
[Last movie you saw] bobby before that casino royale
[Last thing you ate] cherrios
[Last person you talked to on the phone] noel
[Do drugs?] no
[Believe there is life on other planets?] not sure but wouln't be suprised if it happened
Remember your first love?] yes
[Still love him/her?] no
[Read the newspaper?] yes
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yes
[Believe in miracles?] yes
[Do well in school?] depends on the class (hate english)
[Wear hats] sometimes
[Hate yourself?] all the time
[Have an obsession?] yes
[Collect anything?] yes
[Have a best friend?] yes
[Close friends?] yes
[Like your handwriting?] its allright
[Care about looks] not really
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Jennifer Vogel
[First kiss] Deena
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] no its only for either really desprate or shallow people
[Do you believe in "the one?"] yes
[Are you a tease?] HELL YES
[Too shy to make the first move?] HELL YES AGAIN
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] no
[Bitch/Asshole] what if i said im a bitchy asshole?
[sarcastic] what do you think?
[Angel] sure with my halo on fire
[Devil] maybe a little (ha!)
[Shy] hell yeah
[Talkative] when im in a comfortable group sure
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My Interests

cooking:i wanted to become a sauce.. but i ran out of money for school. i still like to cook though. mmmmmmm deliciousi work at a printing company on 3rd shift its pretty boring but the pay is good.Music: i like all kinds of music, but DAMN I HATE COUNTRY!!!!!!!! anything else i listen to on a regular basis.Hobbies: i like to watch movies, skate, play frisbee, canoe, camp, hike, swim, and i like to ride my Harley.

I'd like to meet:

anyone and everyone who likes a good laugh and likes to just have fun.
You Are 90% Boyish and 10% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

Music:

i listen to Everything but Gospel and no DAMN COUNTRY!!!

Movies:

i really enjoy eastern culture i've always wanted to go there (places like japan china indonesia etc.) some movies i like are Hero with jet li Crouching tiger hidden dragon, House of flying daggers, memoirs of a geisha, etc.i also like dramas like american history X and american beauty. I like the matrix movies but i did not like the last one of the trilogy.i am absolutely obsessed with the godfather saga. that movie explains my ideals as a whole or in part depending on how you look at it although im not italian and im not in the mob (thank god!) "say HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!" scar face rules.other than that i like most other movies.

Television:

maybe and episode of house or family guy here and there but nothing worth really bragging about

Books:

some books that i've read recently that i really enjoyed are Hannibal, memoirs of a geisha, and the biography of Truman. and yes emily i do read!!!!

Heroes:

batman, because he is still just a regular guy, but with a lot of toys (yaya)

My Blog

whats going on now

just sitting here bored out of my mind waiting for my leg to heal up. (for those who don't know april 20th i was in a minor motorcycle accident. The doctor had to remove a blood clot from my leg after...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 10 May 2008 12:51:00 PST

holy shit its been a while

man... where to begin well im in school right now and still working third shift.  it seems to be going allright for now but who knows (knowing my luck) just kid of kickin back taking things as th...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:40:00 PST

so i thought i was a goodie two shoes...

well just got a couple of fucking tickets because im a goddam retard. thank you officer asshole. all i was doing was just driving home. and this fucking pig pulls me over for going 5 over the speed li...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:27:00 PST

update on whats going on

got a new place and its actually nice! this summer should be interesting with 2 of my 3 roomates working the same shift and same place i am. i just hope we don't get sick of eachother. my birthday was...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:02:00 PST

my b-day

not much else has changed just my birthday now yesterday and i got a new place.  other than that nothing has changed  (overall)   ill try to post more often later...
Posted by Andrew on Sun, 13 May 2007 11:15:00 PST

OMG!!!! you don't even know!!!!

work difinately kicked my ass last night im soooooo tired. like i said on my subject line you don't even know. well time to catch some z's talk to y'all later. ~andy~
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 05:35:00 PST

not much new to post

going to be working a 12 hour shift tonight so that should be fun.  other than that not much else going on Ashley's birthday is this friday so i might be going down town.  and i have to get ...
Posted by Andrew on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:33:00 PST

well in comparisson to last blog life is relatively mild

glad to see is still can't spell for shit isn't that nice. soo.... things at work are going well and things with emily are going well too. Ashley and i seem to have an understanding which is awesome. ...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:18:00 PST

just when i thought things were ok, i have to go and fuck up again.

i really don't know where to begin. Not only that, i really don't know what to say.  All in all i can honestly say i have never, NEVER, been more miserable.  I did it to myself i and my acti...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:50:00 PST

so yeah whats up now?

anywho this is whats up now...  i work third shift.  BLAH!!! it kinda sucks but its not as bad as i thought it was going to be.  next weekend im going up to the cities with tom and ashl...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:33:00 PST