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ariana

Tonsil-free since 2006!

About Me

I live for Asian babies.

My Interests

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION, Clapping, Lying around in London with Kelsey and singing, Making out (and not only with Kelsey), Having photo shoots with Clea's digital camera, Cuddling with Renee.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Clinton, Vince Vaughn, Colin Farrell, Wayne Gretzky, Dave Chappelle, David Blaine, You.

Music:

Why do you build me up, Buttercup, baby, then you let me down? And mess me around. And then, worst of all, you never call, baby, when you say you will. But I love you still. I need you (I need you) more than anyone darling - you know that I have from the start. So build me up, Buttercup, don't break my heart.

Movies:

"I worked for a VERY prominent neurologist..."

Television:

"I need these baskets back!"

Books:

"April was acting pretty uppity for someone who let strangers put candy up her ass."

Heroes:

Frank Abagnale Jr.

My Blog

Update Schmupdate

...I have a Flickr page now. It's mostly because my parents couldn't download Zmas photos at the cottage because they only have dial-up. Oh, the things we do for love...It's here: www.flickr.com/pho...
Posted by ariana on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:09:00 PST

www.geocities.com/whenimmayor

Yes, hello.  After much internal debate, I have decided to start it up again.  So far, it's not too fancy, but I can only go to internet cafes (internet cafes where the computers decide to s...
Posted by ariana on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 04:48:00 PST

Song has been deleted by the artist

What the hell is this?!?  Can someone not send out an e-mail notification so that I'm not that pathetic loser who doesn't realize that their profile is out of date?  I certainly fucking...
Posted by ariana on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:27:00 PST

Miami Vice

"Uh...why?" "Uh...Colin Farrell."
Posted by ariana on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:05:00 PST

HALIFAX

Best parts of the trip: -  The Pizza Delirium with Renee and Kelsey -  Watching Renee lose it during Dead Man's Chest -  Grace's announcement -  The hottest black guy ever saying h...
Posted by ariana on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 05:04:00 PST

Les Galeries du Parc

"Is his friend really that hot?""The hot one?""Uh, yeah.""Yeah.  He's really hot."
Posted by ariana on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 06:19:00 PST

Success!

Friends,Rejoice!  I have Sheldon's new phone number.  He's still in Montreal!!!  My hair will once again shine with dazzling brilliance!I apologize for the past few months of this short...
Posted by ariana on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 08:31:00 PST

He'll dupe you.

Don't trust a man in a suit.
Posted by ariana on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:31:00 PST

Delirium

The codeine is giving me the shakes.  And sometimes I see spots.  But there are no spots. So I made Kelsey some chicken.  And my parents were eating pork.  And I tried to lick it, ...
Posted by ariana on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 05:04:00 PST

Chad

Uh...  Have you ever had a little crush on the lead singer from Nickelback?
Posted by ariana on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 04:20:00 PST