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Mike

Man, I've got this flashback memorized.

About Me

Affable chap.

My Interests

alchemy, ambiguity, Anglophilia, bootlegs, counterculture, Google Reader, hardware mods, hibachi, Johnnie Walker Black and soda, live band karaoke, logic puzzles, lucid dreaming, midnight movies, obscurity, overly elaborate death scenes, paradoxes, puns, Rube Goldberg devices, self-awareness shark-jumping points, steampunk, superhero mythology, synchronicity, time travel, teaser trailers, visualizing awkward situations, vitriol

I'd like to meet:

Wheelers and/or dealers.

Music:

Arcade Fire, Archers of Loaf, Babyshambles, Bloc Party, The Blow, Built to Spill, Buzzcocks, Chisel, The Church, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Cold War Kids, The Cure, Digable Planets, Dinosaur Jr, Echo & The Bunnymen, Editors, Elastica, Th' Faith Healers, Forward Russia, Franz Ferdinand, The French Kicks, Gang of Four, The Go! Team, Guided by Voices, Halo Benders, Hüsker Dü, Interpol, The Jam, Jets to Brazil, Jonathan Fire*Eater, Jumbling Towers, Killing Joke, The Kinks, Kitchens Of Distinction, The Lemonheads, Le Tigre, The Liars, Love Is All, Mason Proper, Menomena, Metric, Mission of Burma, Modest Mouse Moving Units, Natural History, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Neutral Milk Hotel, New Order, Nirvana, The Organ, Pavement, Pixies, Polvo, The Ponys, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Psychedelic Furs, Radio 4, The Rakes, The Replacements, Sage Francis, Sebadoh, Sleater-Kinney, The Slits, The Smiths, Sonic Youth, Spoon, Squeeze, The Stills, The Stone Roses, Sunset Rubdown, Swervedriver, Talking Heads, Tapes 'N Tapes, Throwing Muses, Thunderbirds Are Now, A Tribe Called Quest, TV on the Radio, Ugly Casanova, The Walkmen, We Ragazzi, Wire, Wolf Parade, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:

Adaptation, Almost Famous, Assault on Precinct 13 (1976), Back to the Future Batman Begins, Being John Malkovich, Blade Runner, Boogie Nights, Bottle Rocket, Dazed and Confused, The Devil's Rejects, Donnie Darko, Equilibrium, Escape from New York, Eternal Sunshine, Evil Dead Series, Freaks (1932), Frequency, Ghostbusters, Good Night and Good Luck, The Great Escape, Hard Boiled, Harold and Maude, Hot Fuzz, The Iron Giant, Kill Bill, The King of Kong, Kung Fu Hustle, Lady in a Cage, The Life Aquatic, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Magnolia, Memento, Misery, Night of the Living Dead, No Country for Old Men, Pi, Planet of the Apes (1968), Poltergeist (I and II), Predator, Primer, The Professional, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Real Genius, Repo Man, Requiem for a Dream, Road Warrior, The Royal Tenenbaums, Run Lola Run, Rushmore, A Scanner Darkly, School of Rock, Se7en, Shaun of the Dead, Sin City, Snatch, Spider-Man II, Spies Like Us, The Squid and the Whale, Star Wars: Original Trilogy, Stepford Wives (1975), Sunshine (2007), Superman II, The Taking of Pelham One Two Three, Terminator (I and II), They Live, The Thing (1982), Three O'Clock High, 3:10 to Yuma, 12 Angry Men, 12 Monkeys, UHF, Unbreakable, The Usual Suspects, Vacation, Vanishing Point (1971), Versus, Waking Life, The Warriors, Winged Migration, X-Men (I and II)

Television:

Action Family, Andy Barker PI, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Arrested Development, The Ben Stiller Show, Black Books, Cash Cab, Cheap Seats, The Colbert Report, Crossballs, The Dana Carvey Show, Freaks and Geeks, Full House (Seasons 1-4), Futurama, How It's Made, I Love Lucy, Lookwell, Lost, Mr. Show, Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) Mythbusters, NewsRadio, The Office (UK and US), Perfect Strangers, Police Squad, The Simpsons (Seasons 2-5), The Soup, The State, Strangers With Candy, Three's Company, The Twilight Zone, Undeclared, Upright Citizens Brigade, Yacht Rock

Books:

1984, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay America: The Book, A Confederacy of Dunces, Edgar Allen Poe, The Far Side Collections, Franz Kafka, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hoaxes and Scams, H.P. Lovecraft, I Am Legend, Isaac Asimov, Jimmy Corrigan, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Mr. Show: What Happened?, Our Dumb Century, The People's History of the United States, Philip K. Dick, Ripley's Believe It or Not!, Squee, The Time Traveler's Wife, Watchmen, Webster's Dictionary
Podcasts AST Radio, Doug Benson's I Love Movies, Never Not Funny, The Ricky Gervais Show

Heroes:

Rod Serling, Charles Darwin, Michel Gondry

My Blog

Utterly Incomplete Website Now Live!

Rather than fret over layout and interface any further, I'm just saying, "Screw it!" and posting the link to my website.http://mikeschuster.netAlthough the look of it is nowhere near how I want it, th...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:22:00 PST

"Likewise, Im sure."

From Best in Show (as best to my recollection)Christy Cummings: ...And she’s a dynamite in the sack!Sherri Ann Ward Cabot: Likewise, I’m sure.Now. Diane and I were having a little debate a...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:28:00 PST

Help a Mookie!

Hi everyone,Our cat Mookie needs some help.He has to get an echocardiogram as well as some intensive dental work. Diane and I have taken up a writing job to help pay for these rather expensive procedu...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:34:00 PST

They were out of "Mother."

It's the word "Subtlety" backwards in letterpress tiles on a composite stick. I've found that any way you interpret it is correct. I agree with all assessments....
Posted by Mike on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:39:00 PST

Ah, who needs writers?

All your high-brow entertainment can be found in between programming!Especially when this runs every commercial break.Every. Commercial. Break....
Posted by Mike on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:27:00 PST

Sure, it’s devient...

But I'll bet you'll enjoy the hell out of it.Bunch of pictures of little kids TERRIFIED of Santa.Haven't gotten through them all, but 7 and 12 for the best expressions, 26 for the most God-awful Santa...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:06:00 PST

So, this Frank Caliendo...

It's fortunate that there are so many celebrities that bob their head, raise their eyebrows, and keep their hands partly outstretched in front of their chests.Fortunate for him, of course. I pretty m...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:41:00 PST

Brief Intermission

So I'm in the midst of fleshing out segments for a late-night TV show Diane and I were hired to work on (premiering in January - we think), and I wanted to link some of the other work I've been doing....
Posted by Mike on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:07:00 PST

What You Can Do On Talk Like A Pirate Day

1. Talk like a pirate.2. Wince.By now, I would think that talking like a pirate would be equivalent to talking like Austin Powers.Truth be told, I'm just excited for next month's "Talk Like The Mask...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:20:00 PST

Writers everywhere...

Ease up on the word "halcyon."I've read it far too many times in the last week.
Posted by Mike on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 02:18:00 PST