¿I like to collect garbage on my desk.
¿I like to make paper jets from things that aren't paper.
¿I like to talk to my dog in a funny voice so she does that funny 'cocking her head to one side' thing.
¿I like to wind down my window when I go to a petrol station
cause they (the petrol stations) smell funny.
The guy who put the 'Barp' in 'Barp-She-Barp-She-Barp'
You know... The guy who put the 'Ram' in 'Ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong'
¿I listen to Metallica,
¿I listen to Tool,
¿I listen to Led Zeppelin,
¿I also listen to CCR and Rage and ACDC and Jimi Hendrix and
Pantera and Tenacious D and Korn and NWA and Bob Dylan and Deftones and Slipknot and Joni Mitchell and Manowar and Nine Inch Nails and Cheesy 80's Pop Bands and Black Sabbath and Pestroy and Primus and Nirvana and Richard Cheese and
lots more bands and lots more musicians but now I'm bored of this so I'm gonna stop.
I like all war movies or movies about war or a movie with a war in it or movies that look and sound like war movies.
¿I watch Beavis & Butthead,
¿I watch those old Kung Fu movies that are on late at night,
¿I watch Dr. Phil when I eat my lunch, cause He's always on when I eat my lunch and its the only time I watch TV during the day,
¿I watch the Weather Man who always says "It's good evening" when he is telling me what the weather is cause I think thats funny.
What is 'Books'?
That guy who pulled a train with his lips, I saw that on TV and was like "Woah, that guy just pulled a train with his lips!".