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First of all, let me apologize about the condition of myspace. Unfortunately, work occupies a lot of my time, so this is still a work in progress. It will improve with time, promise. Anyways, as far as myself, I am also a work in progress. I am lucky enough to share my life with a beautiful and loving woman. I love Brandy more than words can express. She has been putting up with my goofy ass and dealt with my shit for almost six years now. She deserves a reward for that! We know that we are going to get married someday, even though we already act as if we are. I need to hurry up and propose soon or Brandy is threatening to revoke my "privileges", if you know what I mean. Soon, it will be soon. Brandy is my best friend and I really don't want to imagine what my life would be like without her (if you are reading this Brandy, "I love you!"). As far as the rest of my life, I try to make the best of each day and enjoy what I can of it. Work pretty much dominates my functional time and sucks most of the life out of me. On my down time, I love sleeping in to make up the hours that I don't sleep (work-related stress induced insomnia). With the time that's left, that's when I try to have a little enjoyment, and now all that time is going to be spent on this damn myspace thing. Thank you Brandy for introducing me to this new form of internet crack!
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

There are so many people that I would like to meet that I would not be able to list them all (especially those of the hot and sexy female variety-oops, sorry Brandy). However, some notables would be George Lucas so that I ask him what the fuck he was smoking when he thought up Jar Jar Binx. I've done my share of drugs in my day, but I never hallucinated anything closely resembling that, especially anything with a Jamaican accent. After dealing with George, I would like to meet Michael Jackson so that I could ask him what happened to his blackness and tell his ass to quit touching little kids. After giving Michael a severe beating, I would stop by Jessica Alba's for dinner and stay for breakfast.Play Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Music:

Coldplay, Weezer, Nine Inch Nails, Korn, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Eminem, Ludacris, Kayne West, Dave Matthews Band, Ministry, Stone Temple Pilots, U2 (the older U2, not the poppie new shit), New Order, Basement Jaxx, Chemical Brothers, White Stripes, Garbage, Linkin Park, Gorillaz, Crystal Method, Cake, My Chemical Romance, Morcheeba, Sneaker Pimps, Authority Zero, 311, Sublime, Cypress Hill, Warren G.(Regulate!), Nate Dogg, John Mayer, Social Distortion, The Toadies, Our Lady Peace, Rob Zombie, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Staind, Incubus, Godsmack, awh shit... I pretty much like everything but country and gospel music.

Television:

Family Guy, Lost, 24, Nip/Tuck, My Name is Earl, South Park, Futurama, Chapelle Show, American Dad, Tripping the Rift, The O.C. (Brandy makes me watch it with her, I swear!), Discovery Channel (you can always find some interesting shit on there late at night), Drawn Together, The Simpson's, and of course, the award winning newscasts of L.A.'s genius anchors (Ron Burgundy could do a better job than some of these jokes that they have regurgitating the news everyday)... width="425" height="350" ..

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Books:

I thought they went extinct. I didn't know they still existed. I used to read them back in the day, but why spend 1 to 2 weeks reading a book when you can watch the movie in 2 hours. Time management. This allows you more time to do things that are bad for you instead of sitting at home with a book. A book is not going take a shot of Jager with you. A book is not going to take another bong rip with you at 4:20. A book is not going to take care of you when "the world is melting and I can't tell what is real anymore"(that one is for you, David and Heather - David: "Make it stop!"). A book will not get a cold towel as you are left dry heaving, face down in a toilet bowl. And most important of all, a book will not get you laid (unless you use your free hand and do it yourself, but that doesn't count).