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carrie

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

A sarcastic pessimist who loves to laugh, talk about sex, and amuse those around her. I enjoy my alone time as well as hanging out with friends. I work hard and so should you. I would be happy if the only things to eat/drink in the world were peanut butter, chai tea, tamari roasted almonds, Kaffir Lime Hangar One, organic dried mangos, brie, and raspberries. Live sports are great. History is cool. Halloween is by far the best holiday. I never learned to share. I believe that through a ripple in time, Robbie Williams and Bettie Page would have made one hot couple. Let's go bowling!!!

My Interests


Traveling the world. Spending time (having a cocktail) with friends. Sex. Painting (human figures, preferably female). Soccer. Sex. Corsets. Writing dirty stories. Listening to rain falling in the forest. Getting pierced. Dancing to my What We Did Last Summer DVD. More tattoos. Drawing people. Shopping. Sex (its fun). Boys with green eyes. Horror/SciFi movies. People watching. Spilling food. Sex (still fun). Mocking others. Road rage.

I'd like to meet:

Bill O'Reilly.... so I can punch him. ;

Music:

Nine Inch Nails and Rob Zombie along with other numerous rock/alt/indust bands. Euro-techno-metal has my heart. I'm a complete teenybopper when I feel like it -- the Mickey song is my alarm at 3:30am. A View To A Kill is my general ringtone. Haha! ...I own everything from Bond to VAC, Delirium to Tricky, Rammstein to JT, Finntroll to Deelite, Alice in Chains to New Order.

Movies:

Sin City. Dogma. High Tension. Bring It On. Alien. Run Lola Run. Legend. Monsoon Wedding. LOTR. Death Proof. Shaun of the Dead. Man on Fire. John Tucker Must Die. Hellraiser. The Abyss. Boondock Saints. Event Horizon. The Crow. Strange Days. Jawbreaker. Lord of War. Dracula. Zombie. Death Becomes Her. The Usual Suspects. Dances With Wolves. Secretary. Indiana Jones (all). The Monster Squad. Josie and the Pussycats. Night of the Living Dead. Brotherhood of the Wolf. Batman Begins. Closer. House of 1000 Corpses. Desperado. Strangeland. Seven. The Fifth Element. Swordfish. The Thin Red Line.

Television:

Rome is my favorite.... Globe Trekker. Queer as Folk. Nip/Tuck. Deadwood. I Shouldn't Be Alive! MXC. Planet Earth. I geek out on everything on History/Discovery Channel... Deadliest Catch, Ice Road Truckers, Axemen... (And any shows involving trebuchets, halberds and other medieval weapons.)

Books:

Alive. Into Thin Air. World War Z. Still Life With The Woodpecker. Stiff.

Heroes:

Your mom.

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