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Flux Capacitor

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About Me

hot layouts | socomments.comHey everyone. I am 22. I work a lot. I have this My Space account because I felt out of the loop. But now that i am in the loop, I couldn't be happier. Just thrilled, I am.

My Interests

I get all jazzed up over a lot of shit. Most of it's bad for me in the physical, mental, and emotional sense. I really get down on crushing people's souls, usually with my mind, but sometimes with a swift series of karate chops administered directly to their self esteem (don't worry hippies, they all deserve it). I really enjoy defending the honor of my ladies, (you know who you are) although they are all uber ride or die, and are all bad-ass enough to make grown men feel like little knobby-kneed school boys. I'm all about cameras. Good old fashioned 35mm pictures make me all hot, although when I am feeling superfluously obscene, I'll play with some medium format film... mmmm... medium format... I have found that as of recently, I am kinda into challenging people to duels at high noon. This is why I always carry one glove in my purse, so I can slap someone across the face with it if need be. Oh, I forgot to tell you the most important thing, I am usually doing all of this at least slightly drunk. Another one of my joys is climbing up a ladder to stare at Arielle when she is sleeping. I like when she sleeps in the nude. She gots good boobies. I luxuriate in rearranging folks' mindset through an array of well placed words, either on paper or orally. I also like dogs. Kissing dudes is alright too.

I'd like to meet:

Doc Brown. I have always wanted to ride in a time machine

Music:

I tend to get my swerve on to anyhting that either makes me want to shake what my mother lovingly bestowed upon me through DNA and genetics, or makes me want to throat punch someone. I'm pretty hardcore though. Like this one time, I was ghost riding my parent's whip to John Denver, because when you are the flyest, most down ass bitch ever you can do whatever the fuck you want.

Movies:

I'm usaually grooving on artsy fartsy films. I like anything with an absurd amount of blood and guts.

Television:

Television is a maleficent, beastly, heinous, and wicked contraption designed to keep the average working class citizen completly and utterly complacent in their predetermined social caste. But I do give props to Rock of Love, with Brett Michaels.

Books:

Any Harry Potter book is always a good selection. but i am gonna give you some books to STAY AWAY FROM... a million little pieces, the bell jar, but most of all PROZAC NATION! That book sucked more balls than a 2$ hooker with a 100$ bill in her face. Only whiney, muling, self indulgant assheads would enjoy that steaming pile of racoon shit. terrible.

Heroes:

Anyone who seeks the Lochnar. When you find it, you should really let me come by and take a look at it.

My Blog

the saga of creepy carboard cut out elvis continues...

so i don’t know if any of you have ever actually crapped your pants in  utter fear, but about 5 mins. ago i came awfully close. elvis had been resting comfortably in the farthest corner of ...
Posted by Flux Capacitor on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:02:00 PST

im convinced. my landlord can not function with his head that far up his ass.

oh yes, the saga has only gotten better. after the ceiling in the kitchen began leaking again in the same places, i felt it was my civic duty to inform the landlord that he may want to brush up on his...
Posted by Flux Capacitor on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:51:00 PST

3:10 to reconciliations...

things have been prety crazy in amy land. haven't been feelin' too hot. but i am really looking forward to ericka's baby shower. babies are kinda neat, i guess. since i haven't been feeling all that g...
Posted by Flux Capacitor on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 07:49:00 PST

wait... did you say yule tide, or did you say you’ll die?

i hope you said yule tide, other wise you will have officially given me a case of the willies for christmas, and that was not on my list. i had a good christmas. got what i wanted, played some games w...
Posted by Flux Capacitor on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 09:45:00 PST

life can be really unfair when you cant catch a curve ball

i would really like to think that it came straight outta left feild, and i had absolutly no way of predicting it's landing right on my fucking forehead, but that would be foolish of me. baseball sucks...
Posted by Flux Capacitor on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 07:26:00 PST

spread those cheecks mother fucker... here comes my fury!

If you or anyone you know would be willing to sodomize a totally fucking putrid pile of shit wrapped in the guts of innocent dead babies that he probably killed just by being such an asshole, against ...
Posted by Flux Capacitor on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:33:00 PST

ok, who wants to hear something creepy...

so my uncle jeff got my dad this giant cardboard cut out of elvis. on this giant cardborad cut out of elvis, there is a motion censor with a little speaker on the back, so when you walk by it scares t...
Posted by Flux Capacitor on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 03:05:00 PST

it could be the lighting combined with your ghostly white skin, but i can see right through you

maybe that's my problem. i should stop getting involved with guys who are freakishly pale. i'm serious. if you put a black light up to the last four guys i dated, you would be blinded by all the brigh...
Posted by Flux Capacitor on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:59:00 PST

ok...i think i feel a little better-ish

yeah, sorry folks. my last two blogs were kind of angry i guess. but i am here to report that i am feeling kinda better. my pops went under the knife yesterday for his bum leg, but i am happy to repor...
Posted by Flux Capacitor on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:04:00 PST

hey baby, lemme lick your bra

hmmm. where do i begin with this one. i guess i should start by letting a certain individual know that i have totally caught on to their evil little ploy. (you know who you are) it may have taken me a...
Posted by Flux Capacitor on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 04:36:00 PST