I get all jazzed up over a lot of shit. Most of it's bad for me in the physical, mental, and emotional sense. I really get down on crushing people's souls, usually with my mind, but sometimes with a swift series of karate chops administered directly to their self esteem (don't worry hippies, they all deserve it). I really enjoy defending the honor of my ladies, (you know who you are) although they are all uber ride or die, and are all bad-ass enough to make grown men feel like little knobby-kneed school boys. I'm all about cameras. Good old fashioned 35mm pictures make me all hot, although when I am feeling superfluously obscene, I'll play with some medium format film... mmmm... medium format... I have found that as of recently, I am kinda into challenging people to duels at high noon. This is why I always carry one glove in my purse, so I can slap someone across the face with it if need be. Oh, I forgot to tell you the most important thing, I am usually doing all of this at least slightly drunk. Another one of my joys is climbing up a ladder to stare at Arielle when she is sleeping. I like when she sleeps in the nude. She gots good boobies. I luxuriate in rearranging folks' mindset through an array of well placed words, either on paper or orally. I also like dogs. Kissing dudes is alright too.
Doc Brown. I have always wanted to ride in a time machine
I tend to get my swerve on to anyhting that either makes me want to shake what my mother lovingly bestowed upon me through DNA and genetics, or makes me want to throat punch someone. I'm pretty hardcore though. Like this one time, I was ghost riding my parent's whip to John Denver, because when you are the flyest, most down ass bitch ever you can do whatever the fuck you want.
I'm usaually grooving on artsy fartsy films. I like anything with an absurd amount of blood and guts.
Television is a maleficent, beastly, heinous, and wicked contraption designed to keep the average working class citizen completly and utterly complacent in their predetermined social caste. But I do give props to Rock of Love, with Brett Michaels.
Any Harry Potter book is always a good selection. but i am gonna give you some books to STAY AWAY FROM... a million little pieces, the bell jar, but most of all PROZAC NATION! That book sucked more balls than a 2$ hooker with a 100$ bill in her face. Only whiney, muling, self indulgant assheads would enjoy that steaming pile of racoon shit. terrible.
Anyone who seeks the Lochnar. When you find it, you should really let me come by and take a look at it.