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Awgoodgod

I'm Retarded on the Psycho Kick

About Me

I'm your not-so-average weirdo that puts the spunk in your funk and the funk in your spunk. I like to play cuz it's fun & bad for the liver... thanks to my evil love of Jameson whiskey. Music is my fucking addiction, and I have no more lunch money left because of it.
Things that give me joygasms include: snowboarding, making music, dancing my ass off, going to shows/raves/etc, and frolicking in tha mountains. Fuck-a-yah!
How evil are you?
You are an Evil Dead Zombie. The spirits of the
dead took over your body in a lonely cabin,
and now it's your job to kick some Ash ass.
Sadly, while you'll succeed in beating the
bejeezus out of Ash repeatedly, he will
ultimately wipe you from existence. You can
only be killed by bodily dismemberment.

What kind of Zombie are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

My Interests

Making music, dancing, screaming aloud in public places, stabbing people in the eyes with blunt spoons and putting salt in the sockets, frolicking with my doggie, horror films, and bananas that smile.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone but:
1. No douche bags
2. No leg-humping horny nut jobs
3. No one shitty

If u r as retarded as me, please feel free to join my short bus ride.

Music:

ELECTRONIC

Kid 606
Pendulum
AK1200
Cause4Concern
Concord Dawn
Klute
Quentin's Ladder
Bad Company
John B
Dara
Tech Itch
Dylan
Caural
London Electricity
Lords of Acid
Eat Static
Rabbit in the Moon
Ming & FS
Jackal & Hyde
J-Break
Rascal & Klone
Nick Warren
Defragmentation
Juno Reactor
Kraftwerk
Aphex Twin
Autechre
Plug
Wagon Christ
Pepe Deluxe
DJ Rupture
Stakka & Skynet
Mouse on Mars

HIP HOP

Afrika Bambaata
Zion I
Visionaries
Eyedea & Abilities
Lost Children of Babylon
DJ QBert
DJ Z Trip
Swollen Members
Alias
Deep Puddle Dynamics
Anticon
El-P
7L & Esoteric
RJD2
Soul Position
Clouddead
Freestyle Fellowship

INDUSTRIAL

Combichrist
Wumpscut
VNV Nation
Suicide Commando
Manufactura
Amduscia
Glis
Jack off Jill
Attrition
Genitorturers
Punish Yourself
Atari Teenage Riot
PIGFACE!!!
Chemlab
Hellbent
Slick Idiot
Ministry
More Machine Than Man
Nine Inch Nails
Nocturne
Damage Manual
Icon of Coil
Panzer AG
Razed in Black
My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult
Bozo Porno Circus

EVERYTHING ELSE!!

Cinematic Orchestra
Joy Divsion
The Smiths
Depeche Mode
Love and Rockets
Demented are Go
The Cramps
Ruby
The Faint
Opeth
Claypool and all his incarnations
Parliament Funkadelic
Spearhead
Galactic
Drums & Tuba
Sound Tribe Sector 9
Crass
Dead Kennedys
Meatmen
!!!

...and much much more!
Bring on more intelligent music, more rip my insides out of bellybutton-type music, more chillin' music, more bash my head into the wall music, and more original music
So, basically, no commercial crappy ass pop/rock/rap/country! That shit makes my balls hurt

Movies:

Come and See
Me and You and Everyone We Know
Cecil B. Demented
Wave Twisters
PCU
Any Fulci zombie movie (especially The Beyond) for the grauitous eye gouging
Wild Zero
Hellraiser
Return of the Living Dead
Videodrome
House of 1000 Corpses
Devil's Rejects
Boo
The Intruder
Tromeo and Juliet
Scratch
Donnie Darko
City of Lost Children
Ju-on (The Grudge)
Fist of Legend
Alice
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Run Lola Run
Tank Girl
Audition
Battle Royale
Man Bites Dog
Anything by Stan Brakhage
Outfoxed
Farenheit 911
The Big One
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...

Television:

TV in general sucks, but I dig on the Adult Swim action & funny shiyat...
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Spaceghost, Kids in the Hall, Family Guy...
uh huh, yeah

Books:

My favorite authors include Emma Goldman, Peter Kropotkin, Friedrich Nietzsche, Rudolph Rocker, Robert McChesney, Noam Chomsky, Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King, Roger Zelazney, Clive Barker, Carlos Castaneda, and others I'm sure I'm forgetting.

My Blog

Brain-eating Zombie Stereotype

What if we have come to totally misunderstand zombies?  Here is an excerpt from Satan Burger by Carlton Mellick III.   Sometimes, when you scream really-really loud, you can awaken the sleep...
Posted by Awgoodgod on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:52:00 PST

The KORG MS2000, the Apple of my Eye

This adventure began one lovely night with a dream - a dream in which I owned and played away on a Korg MS2000.   When I woke up, I was psyched to play with it, but alas, it had only been a dre...
Posted by Awgoodgod on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:52:00 PST

IT'S OVERRRRRRRRRRRR

I'm done with college and all I can think of is how much it's going to suck being someone's bitch for the next however many years of my life...  Shouldn't I be happy or some shit?! I also got my ...
Posted by Awgoodgod on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 05:18:00 PST

An End to Monotony...

Fuckin' FINALLY! Thank Jod and Gesus for Kid 606, Knifehandchop, Eats Tapes, and my friends Lex and Colette.  Quick trip to Denver the last two days, and now Ed Rush and Optical in Burque to...
Posted by Awgoodgod on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Summa Summa Summa Time...

     Summer always does this strange thing to me that involves my mind being sucked into a vortex of Twilight Zone proportions.  I have trouble remembering what day it is, wha...
Posted by Awgoodgod on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PIGFACE

So, last night I went to the Pigface show in Albuquerque by MYSELF since everyone else douched out, but I still had (too much of) a good time! Nocturne and Sheep on Drugs put on good shows, but it wa...
Posted by Awgoodgod on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Balls...

They're fucking huge, so don't even mess
Posted by Awgoodgod on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fucking Bullshit

I leave for Colorado for 2 days with my roommate to see Sound Tribe Sector 9 and to frolick in the mountains. That was fucking wonderful. It was like meditation, and I finally thought that maybe thi...
Posted by Awgoodgod on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ahhh Joygasms

So I went up to the Santa Fe Ski Basin today, and it fackin rocked my world. I always forget how joygasmic some powdery tree runs can make me feel... and my legs feel like they're going to fall off. ...
Posted by Awgoodgod on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Ghost Lady in my House

There's a ghost in my house and she likes to hold my hand. I think she just needs someone to talk to, but it kinda sucks that she's chosen me. (I guess all the other dudes in this house are too crus...
Posted by Awgoodgod on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST