.. More funny videos like the "staring at a wall" at Heavy.com
Jay's schedule is always subject to change:
SUNDAYS = (10am-4pm) SUNDAY FOOTBALL GIVEAWAY @ OUT OF BOUNDS - Huntington Beach
TUESDAYS = (9pm-midnight) THE OFFICIAL JAY SMITH feat COBRAFANG! & ERIC PEPPER @ OUT OF BOUNDS - Huntington Beach
WEDNESDAYS = $1000 HB KAREOKE IDOL! @ OUT OF BOUNDS - Huntington Beach
THURSDAYS = (9pm-midnight) PERQS JAM NIGHT - dOWNTOWN Huntington Beach
FRIDAY = (8pm)COMEDY & (9pm)LIVE FEATURED BAND hosted by JAY SMITH BIATCH!@ OUT OF BOUNDS - Huntington Beach
SPECIAL PUBLIC EVENTS:
JAKE RECORD's MUSICAL COMEDY POWERHOUSE:
JAY SMITH IS HERE!
FRIDAY
SEPT 26th @ THE NEW & IMPROVED
OUT OF BOUNDS LOUNGE
--Atlanta & Brookhurst--
HUNTINGTINGTON BEACH, CALIFORNIA
doors&food@6pm-show@10pm
jay smith biatch
live @
THE COMEDY STORE
8433 Sunset Blvd.
Los Angeles CA 90069
(Jay will be available for autographs and pictures after the showS)
I'd like to meet:
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THANKS TO THE MODESTO BEE FOR THEIR DEEP TISSUE CRITIQUE ON MY PERFORMANCE AT THE Modesto Area Music Awards (MAMAs):
"...novelty rapper Jay Smith...channeling his inner Blues Brother, gave the evening's most raunchy, slurry performance. Smith turned REO Speedwagon's "Keep on Loving You" into "Keep on Humpin' You" and serenaded -- if you could call it that -- the female trophy presenter with accompanying hip thrusts. Way to class up the joint, buddy."
-By MARIJKE ROWLAND
[email protected]
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"i was thinking that i shouldnt go ANYWHERE wit u.....Im afraid i might come back hungover, married ..and a tattoo "JAY SMITH BITCh " on my ass...no bueno."
-Kate Kustoms
MODESTO FAMOUS SAYS:
"Jay Smith seems to be a big target this year. He is an artist. He put on a show. You did not have to stay in your seat and watch. Again you had options. You could have used that time to visit the restroom or get a snack. What really makes Modesto look bad are comments like fat hack. Really does his weight have any bearing on his ability to perform?"
-Mary Rose
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"...Madness indeed...
I was staring at my keys the whole time the night of the MAMAs, because I couldn't hear my piano. but then I saw this picture of Jay and that girl..."
-Aaron Durr
"You said in Jay's act he goes to far. That is his act. I happen to think that he is really good at it. You also said that he occasionally draws a crowd. He works some of the slowest nights at bars in Modesto and still pulls people. I happen to know that you also think that Jay is funny. And I think that if the genral public has something to say they should grow some balls and say it."
-Adam G.
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"Jay I apologize to you.. when I discribed you after your act because I could not remember your name I should have never used personally hurtful words. I spent most of my life being made fun of and shunned due to how I looked not who I was. I am ashamed of myslef for lowering myself to that. I grew up a very large person and only recently in the last few years lost a great deal of weight and I had no right to use those kind of words in the way that I did. I should be ther FIRST one to know better than that. Please everyone can we just stop this madness?"
-Stephanie the fat chick
"And the MAMA Award for making Modesto Famous a relevant website again, goes to Jay Smith, Genius.
(You can make a portion of your ad revenue checks out to Jay Smith, Genius.)"-Roem Baur
"U SHOULD HAVE MORE CLASS AND RESPECT TOWARDS ME.. IM A CHRISTIAN.. IS DAT HOW U PROMOTE PARTIESSSSSS????????? BY CURSING?I REBUKE U FROM EVER COMING TO MY PAGE AGAIN SATAN U R BLOCKED..."
- SOME REALLY EDUCATED LADY ON MYSPACE.COM
what the pros think:
uncle kracker:
"i've never been picked on in such a fun way...you[jay smith] were great!"
the blowfish[without hootie]:
"it's really loud in here..."
that guy that has the band from 'sex in the city':
"he's way too loud..."
will smith:
"who?"
Music:
Ive been working on some songs for my album. I think youll like it if you like me. It features the works of:DJ CHOPSTIQS, J SLIE, JIGGY, CLOWNER, SKY HIGH, COBRAFANG, VIC THA PRINCE, SOLAR POWERED PEOPLE, AND MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE!TEXT 358722 TO 69937 to get the OFFICIAL RINGTONE of -"ARE U SERIOUS?" by JIGGY feat. JAY SMITH & CHEPO
THE SONGS ARE ALL PRODUCED BY JIGGY SO YOU KNOW THEYRE TIGHT!
I always wanted to be a lounge singer...but to get a band together and shtuff...thats some bullshit. For one- once you start doing something good with the whole band, someone goes rouge and thinks theyre the rockstar.
It sucks. Ive seen it happen to almost every band that ever did anything here in the valley - got out and then went rockstar. Im not going to list them...you can google it. GRANDDADDY...FLYING BLIND...MC HAMMER...MINDSTATE...BUTTERFACE...ROEM BAUR...Who am i kidding though- I HAVE A BAND and WE ROCK BIATCH!....COBRAFANG! look us up on YOUTUBE.com or PARTYMODESTO.com
Movies:
THE JAY SMITH CHRISTMAS MOVIE : MAKING OF WINTERFRESH
out and available- contact www.partymodesto.com for details
Television:
goto: YOUTUBE.com/JAYSMITH
Heroes:
jiggy, dj chopstiqs, my daughter, jason resler, larry "bubbles" brown, rob special, bobby hart of NAW WRESTLING, mick lovin, j.slie of studiogang, slop opera's ross rock, dj bean, and adamantium, cobrafang (aaron durr, jeff bonilla, danny shreiber)my heros have always been cowboys.
