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**heather**

You're saying it weird... it's Cool Whip.

About Me

Well I might as well update this thing once every 6 months in case this is the only way people check up on me... I'm now living with my amazing gorgeous studmuffin of a boyfriend Joe who I love more than anything and shows me more every day why I'm the luckiest girl in the world... I have a rambunctious beast of a puppy dog named Bruin (he's a cockapoo and the damn cutest thing ever) and a stuck up prissy kitten named Mia. I work at VPI Pet Insurance in the Customer Care department which is like an episode of Melrose Place from 8-5 every day... I have a best friend named Heather (HEY YOU GUYS HAVE THE SAME NAME!!!) who is my other half and gets me like friends are supposed to get each other... other than that, life's feeling the way I've always wanted it to and it don't get much better than that...

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My Interests

I love hanging with my friends, and laughing for hours with them. I like cooking, UCLA football, New York City, traveling (but preferrably not by airplane), mint chocolate chip ice cream, miniature ponies (I really, really want one), all animals except the creepy and/or crawly ones. My favorite drink is a dirty martini with three olives... and I love spending time all snuggled up on the couch with my boy watching Blazing Saddles and laughing our a$$es off...
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I'd like to meet:

Nobody... I have everybody I could ever need... one ridiculously hot future husband and a best friend that was sent from heaven.... well I guess if I met Kelly Clarkson that would be pretty dope...

Music:

I am COMPLETELY head over heels obsessed with Kelly Clarkson and have been ever since 2002... I also love Sean Paul, Constantine Maroulis, and anything I can dance to at a club. Right now I love Cascada, Justin Timberlake, Fergie, Black Eyed Peas, JoJo, T.I., Def Leppard, Journey, the Doors, Eiffel 65, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Diddy, did I mention Kelly Clarkson? And oh maybe a little K-Fed as well, that's a weird little crush my friends are desperately trying to figure out.

Movies:

Anchorman, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Moulin Rouge, Love Actually, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, A Streetcar Named Desire, Godfather I and II, Field of Dreams, A League of their Own, The Wizard of Oz, anything dumb that makes me laugh, or sweet that makes me cry.

Television:

I'm addicted to reality TV... American Idol, Bachelor & Bachelorette, Hell's Kitchen, Temptation Island, Average Joe, Real World, Beauty and the Geek... man these shows are so ridiculous but at the same time, so entertaining. I also LOVE Family Guy, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, the Colbert Report, Drawn Together, One Tree Hill (thanks H & A for getting me into that one), Heroes, Law and Order SVU, CSI Miami, and Lifetime movies that my roommate Tivos and makes me watch.

Books:

I wish I could say that I read as much as I should but I don't. My favorite authors are James Patterson, Mitch Albom, David Ives, Dave Barry, jk rowling, and Louisa May Alcott. i love magazines too, especially celebrity gossip or those men's magazines they always have in their bathrooms.

Heroes:

My heroes are Heather Johnstoned and Azabong Hajimoradi because they wrote this song for me one intensely non-sober night.Sloaney Stoney likes baloney She eats it everywhere, sometimes in her underwear Let's be friends forever Aren't we clever We all share Spidey and it makes us so excitedy! Jean is not mean but she's weird cuz she likes Constantine. Sometimes you fall down outside But you say "I'm okay" and get up with pride! (Yeaaahhh) Sometimes birds like to crap on your arm Maybe you should live on a farm. Let's be friends forever Aren't we clever We all share Spidey and it makes us so excitedly! So nothing can get in our way Even if one day you say you're gay- Hey! That's okay! So let's be friends til the end Then click OK and press send.Brilliance. Sheer brilliance, ladies.