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mike

I'm a huge idiot.

About Me

I'm a dork. Need I say more?

My Interests

porn, chicks, my wife, boobies and cool music

I'd like to meet:

I've met them. I stopped Eddie Van Halen at his house, I've partied with Michael Anthony and Gary Cherone and Drew Carey and smelly strippers and Anthrax and a few others.Paul Gilbert and Billy Sheehan are tall. Jeff Martin is like 7' 300. and each and every celebrity i've met is the fucking coolest cat.The best was Zakk Wylde. Bar none. The sweetest guy in town and one of the most generous.but then, this my ego talking and woopdee fucking doo

Music:

80's Hair Metal. Van Halen (Do I need to say more?)

Movies:

Love most of them. Super Troopers, Star Wars (ALL OF THEM), Lord Of The Rings....let's face it i'm a fucking nerd.

Television:

what's that. Kill your fucking TV

Books:

lots of damn books. Voracious appetite for them

Heroes:

My father, EVH, Steve Vai, and a few I will not name to protect the guilty

My Blog

HAHAHAHAHA....read on

So, I want to thank you (Dave, 5150) for letting me let you borrow my axe.   I'm so fucking excited about seeing you guys play it's making me giddy.  I can't wait to be able to walk into a c...
Posted by mike on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:28:00 PST