Mike ♥

I'll Live Fast And I'll Die Young. Nuffsaid. The words "smile if im sexy" will never be said the same...
I quote, "With an attitude like mine, I might not die, I might get killed."
.."http://hs.facebook.com/profile.php?id=590920419"YOU WILL FIND ME HERE, NOT HERE...
much loves.
x

Find Me Here! Hi. I'm Mike, If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

1 . When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.

4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.

6 . When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy arse.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.

meh, its how we roll yo. ♥