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Karlalicious© Local Celebrity (850)

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About Me

My name is Karla Van Zant, and i love myself. If you know me, you love me, too! I'm Polish. America sucks. I have one true female friend, the rest i cant seem to click with, therefore i have billions of guys as friends. I'm a really cheerful person by nature, even if it doesnt seem like it sometimes. I have an enormous heart and i enjoy doing nice things for the people i love, I just have a hard time finding those people. I love living my life to the fullest (or trying to) and I never ever wanna grow up!... though, I'm too mature for my own good. I'm celibate, so dont fucking touch me! boys have cooties, and i want a relationship if anything right now, not sex. not for a long time. deal with it. I hate working, so my future occupation is a gold-digger.. (hah) I cuss too much but I'm cool as shit. I tend to break hearts on accident every now and then, but thats just because i know i deserve the best! I like: myself, good music, my hometown pcb fl, partying, tough boys, nature, being sober, being healthy, being a fucking hardass, kisses on the cheek/forehead, staying in on rainy days, my dog, learning, confidence, sleeves, spring break, texting, animals, cuddling, sharpies, being with all my friends at once, writing, fighting (i always win!), fruits, reading, food, intelligent people, art, shopping, being tan, good friends, being original, slow days at work, jack-o-lanterns, halloween, taking showers, rivers, falling in love, being in love, pictures, taking pictures, losing my voice, flowers, swimming, skimming, surfing, bats, my job. I don't like: probably you, and theres a thin line between tough boys and assholes (fuck the assholes), females, marijuana, mary jane, weed, green, pot, dank, ganja, reefer, I fucking hate everything about that shit, radio rock, fuck ups, constant immaturity, stuck up people, people who are overly conservative, my family, being home, sharing music, sex in all forms, sand, being nostalic, money, being late, needing, low self esteem, psychos, being drunk, people who wont do the right thing, hyper people, cigarettes, loud people, people who fight at shows, people in general, roadkill, meat, stupid movies, thiefs, beggers, heartless fucks, bad friends, liars, the inside of sleeping bags, hunting, ect. This is my girl, Erika. We are fucking show stoppers. Shes no longer 850, but she'll always be my sidekick and my best fucking friend ever.I LOVE THESE PEOPLE!!!!! This is Corey. He is one of my bestest friends in the whole world and I love him very much. ♥

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

JUSTIN BOBBY FROM THE HILLS AND SHAANT FROM CUTE IS WHAT WE AIM FOR. I like dirty ass mother fuckers. grungy kids who look like they just crawled out of a garbage can. The few who can make being scene as fuck original. I've pretty much given up on finding someone who meets my standards. so if you think you have a chance, you dont. unless youre a large strong boy with an ego the size of texas, have full sleeves, a unique sense of style, good taste in music, good heart, and a huge set of gauges, fucking forget about it! haha.

Music:

I'm a huge Bayside fan, Anthony speaks the words I can't say. 3 I will always and have always loved these bands...the rest just come and go...CUTE IS WHAT WE AIM FOR (make fun of me i dont care, best cd hands down!!), bring me the fucking horizon, name taken, emmure, every time i die, saves the day, chiodos, the sleeping, ooooold underoath, ooooooooooooold afi, cartel, older job for a cowboy, scary kids, alkaline trio...and the list is endless. I like whatever sounds good to me, no matter the status.

Movies:

Closer. Alfie.

Television:

Fuse. That 70s Show.

Books:

let me just say i absolutely love reading. Smack, Crank, the wedding, a walk to remember, diary, THE LOVELY BONES!!!!! a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnVybHNlbGYuY2 9tLz9yZWY9MzAyOTc2Mw=="
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I'm my own hero.

My Blog

Relax, stand back and watch it happen.

I am damn happy. and i dont even have to pretend. I wouldnt mind if life stayed exactly the way it is right now forever! everythings great. I dont think anybody knew or could tell but I...
Posted by Karlalicious© Local Celebrity (850) on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 04:44:00 PST

Go on and let it fade away...no looking back, you know the past will stay.

So, after three long years of waiting for Joseph to come back into my life again, the time is finally ALMOST here. I can hardly believe it. it was always, "In three years I'll be back a...
Posted by Karlalicious© Local Celebrity (850) on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:29:00 PST

Farewell PCB.

alright, check this shit out. I'm finally getting the hell out of panama city. within the next couple of months, I'll be moving to Birmingham, Alabama (because of my dad, for BUSINESS REASONS) and its...
Posted by Karlalicious© Local Celebrity (850) on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:46:00 PST

Long Distance Relationships suck.. finally starting to realize that theres otherFish in the sea

Joseph is making the biggest mistake of his life treating me the way he does and I hope he realizes it before its too late. I try to knock some sense into that boy but theres no use. I swear he'll nev...
Posted by Karlalicious© Local Celebrity (850) on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 12:46:00 PST

Josephs coming!

Joseph is coming to pcb this month!!!!!!!!!(august) oh my gosh i cannot wait! the last time he was here was summer 04' and we had a fuckin BLAST! i just hope he doesnt spend too much time with hi...
Posted by Karlalicious© Local Celebrity (850) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Naked pictures of me and my hot ass friends. hahhahaha.

I'm just a guy that never triedI'm just a stupid fuck with brilliant luckand sometimes a bright ideaSo shower me in a chorus of complimentsand verses I don't deserveI might run but I'll never hid...
Posted by Karlalicious© Local Celebrity (850) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PICTURES! ....im always adding more.....

me this thanksgiving. me thanksgiving 2003. me in April 2003. me in May 2003. kaysea and I years ago i dont know when.. mid 2003 i guess. me in august 2003. me in September 2003. me in Dec...
Posted by Karlalicious© Local Celebrity (850) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pictures?

we look nothing allike, eh? oh snap!! caught in the act! pfffft....HAHHAHHA. im so fucking wasted in this picture its not even close to funny. we were CAMPING last xmas break. dude my sister is one...
Posted by Karlalicious© Local Celebrity (850) on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 10:32:00 PST

OUT OF THE 936824537483636SHOWS IVE BEEN TO THE PAST 5 YRS, THE ONE LAST NIGHT SUCKED THE MOST

ACTUAL DATE: OCTOBER 9TH, 2005.   OF COURSE, I WENT TO THE MALL SATURDAY AND JUST AS I THOUGHT WOULD HAPPEN, MOTION CITY HAS A SHIRT IN HOT TOPIC. hahah. SHIT....oh well. next person i see wearin...
Posted by Karlalicious© Local Celebrity (850) on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 08:21:00 PST

PICTURES DAWG.

so, i got these pictures from adrienne...but theres more to come...trust me...i just finished a camera. me and zach back in march at my pre birthday party thang i suppose. erika wearing my birthday ...
Posted by Karlalicious© Local Celebrity (850) on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:02:00 PST